
When Hainan Meets Teochew
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- 2010
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Are you coming in, Mister?
Yes, Miss!
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Once there lived a handsome prince
and a beautiful princess
They owned a donkey
Talking about the donkey, here comes one
Thank You
Thank You
Thank You
Thank You
Hey!
Crazy!
As it is, your face is so irritating
Don't do things which are worse than that!
It's disgusting!
Why? You're not happy with me again?
Everyday I got to see your cuckoo face
Now I got to see you kiss a bra?
At least my cuckoo face is better than your
black face!
So what if my face is black?
Not like you, you bloody fairy!
Hey!
I pay money to rent your room every month
Not for you to insult me!
If you're not happy, move out of the house
At least I can rent the
room to somebody else
Normal human being
Not a transvestite like you!
Hey!
So the prince and princess
killed the donkey
and they lived happily ever after
Shall we?
Over...
Over...
Over...
OVER HARDWORKING!
Hey, Hainan-boy
You're still around?
Still working?
So hardworking?
"Qin lao" means hardworking
Hardworking means working hard
"Hardworking"
I'm working very, very
hard to be hardworking
Though I don't quite get
what you are saying
I think you make sense
Very good! Well done!
Well done means done well
Done well!
Well done!
Since you're so capable
I have to work hard!
Do well to have done well!
Then please do your best
I'll make a move first
Have a safe journey
Boss, even the way you walk looks good!
Suck up...
Suck up...
Suck up...
SUCK UP...
Brother!
You again?
Can you give me some privacy?
Brother, why are you wearing a bra?
This bra brings me luck
I won the lottery the
moment I picked it up!
Brother!
A man wearing a bra is like a woman wearing
a condom
It's very weird!
Why can't you regard me as a woman?
But you're my brother!
You were born in the year of the Dragon
I was born in the year of the Tiger
Have you forgotten we're the dragon and the
tiger?
Can you act more like a man?
Have you forgotten what happened ten years
ago?
I didn't want to bring it up
but you're forcing me to...
Hey! That's enough!
I don't wish to talk today
Leave me alone!
Pretty?
The weather's so hot!
You still wear such a thick jacket!
Hey!
What?
Play one game?
What game?
Scissors, paper, stone
Why?
You're very free?
No. If you lose, you don't
have to do anything
If I lose, I'd wash your underwear for you
Paper, scissors, stone!
You're so unlucky
You dare to play scissors,
paper, stone with me
You never died before?
Today you go out, you'd be very unlucky
You'll step on dog shit
Bird shit will land on you
You'll run out of toilet paper
Have diarrhea and can't find a toilet
Your whole body will be full of shit!
Crazy sicko
Teochew?
Not bad!
Pretty...
I'm sure men will drool when they see you
They'll want to tear off your dress
Let down your hair
Like mine
See who is the lucky guy who
gets to touch it tonight
You touch it!
Hey! You got it wrong!
I'm a girl!
I'm not wearing it tonight
Can you tell?
Can't tell?
I hate wearing bra
Yes, I hate wearing bra too!
So, how's life?
Okay
Who's your latest boy?
What boy? I'm so old already...
No luck, no romance
Really?
Really. I give up already
I'm going to ask you one last time
So, do you like guy, or girl?
Actually, what I need is a partner
Guy or girl?
Someone who I can talk to
Someone who can listen to me
Someone who can make me feel safe
A sense of security, you know?
A sense of security?
Just use a condom?
You're a superstar!
You can't say things like that!
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