When Hainan Meets Teochew

Synopsis: A romantic comedy usually involves a handsome man and a pretty lady. But what happens when it's a 'manly' woman, and a 'womanly' man? One day, a brassiere drops on Teochew. He immediately wins the lottery and decides to keep it. Hainan begins an arduous search for her precious underwear, distributing hundreds of missing posters around her neighbourhood. Teochew sees one of the posters, and his curiosity is piqued. Bumping into Hainan one day, he asks about the brassiere, although he has no intention of returning it. Unfortunately, he lets slip more than he should, and Hainan becomes suspicious...
Genre: Comedy, Romance
81 min

Are you coming in, Mister?

Yes, Miss!

Third prize 0-0-6-2

Second prize 5-7-5-7

First prize 1-3-1-4

Once there lived a handsome prince

and a beautiful princess

They owned a donkey

Talking about the donkey, here comes one

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You



As it is, your face is so irritating

Don't do things which are worse than that!

It's disgusting!

Why? You're not happy with me again?

Everyday I got to see your cuckoo face

Now I got to see you kiss a bra?

At least my cuckoo face is better than your

black face!

So what if my face is black?

Not like you, you bloody fairy!


I pay money to rent your room every month

Not for you to insult me!

If you're not happy, move out of the house

At least I can rent the

room to somebody else

Normal human being

Not a transvestite like you!


So the prince and princess

killed the donkey

and they lived happily ever after

Shall we?





Hey, Hainan-boy

You're still around?

Still working?

So hardworking?

"Qin lao" means hardworking

Hardworking means working hard


I'm working very, very

hard to be hardworking

Though I don't quite get

what you are saying

I think you make sense

Very good! Well done!

Well done means done well

Done well!

Well done!

Since you're so capable

I have to work hard!

Do well to have done well!

Then please do your best

I'll make a move first

Have a safe journey

Boss, even the way you walk looks good!

Suck up...

Suck up...

Suck up...



You again?

Can you give me some privacy?

Brother, why are you wearing a bra?

This bra brings me luck

I won the lottery the

moment I picked it up!


A man wearing a bra is like a woman wearing

a condom

It's very weird!

Why can't you regard me as a woman?

But you're my brother!

You were born in the year of the Dragon

I was born in the year of the Tiger

Have you forgotten we're the dragon and the


Can you act more like a man?

Have you forgotten what happened ten years


I didn't want to bring it up

but you're forcing me to...

Hey! That's enough!

I don't wish to talk today

Leave me alone!


The weather's so hot!

You still wear such a thick jacket!



Play one game?

What game?

Scissors, paper, stone


You're very free?

No. If you lose, you don't

have to do anything

If I lose, I'd wash your underwear for you

Paper, scissors, stone!

You're so unlucky

You dare to play scissors,

paper, stone with me

You never died before?

Today you go out, you'd be very unlucky

You'll step on dog shit

Bird shit will land on you

You'll run out of toilet paper

Have diarrhea and can't find a toilet

Your whole body will be full of shit!

Crazy sicko


Not bad!


I'm sure men will drool when they see you

They'll want to tear off your dress

Let down your hair

Like mine

See who is the lucky guy who

gets to touch it tonight

You touch it!

Hey! You got it wrong!

I'm a girl!

I'm not wearing it tonight

Can you tell?

Can't tell?

I hate wearing bra

Yes, I hate wearing bra too!

So, how's life?


Who's your latest boy?

What boy? I'm so old already...

No luck, no romance


Really. I give up already

I'm going to ask you one last time

So, do you like guy, or girl?

Actually, what I need is a partner

Guy or girl?

Someone who I can talk to

Someone who can listen to me

Someone who can make me feel safe

A sense of security, you know?

A sense of security?

Just use a condom?

You're a superstar!

You can't say things like that!

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