When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #6
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Hang on!
How will you rape me?
Are you a man or a woman?
What do you think?
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I know!
Youre a man!
Know how I know?
How?
It's because we have breasts
He doesn't!
Stop your nonsense!
Eat your noodles!
Come on!
Taking a shower?
You too?
You go ahead!
No, you!
You're older, you first!
You're younger, so you go ahead!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
Want to shower together?
You go ahead...
She goes first...
She goes first...
She goes first...
Can you not come and go as you please?
You gave me such a fright!
Have you fallen in love with Hainan-boy?
At first, I supported your decision
but I realised that although
she has a woman's body
she's mentally a man!
I have a man's body but am mentally a
woman!
Brother, you're a man!
Don't you go liking another man!
You're my brother! Can you be more manly?
That's enough!
What's past is past
I'm already dead
What's done can't be undone
Why don't you woo Meihui instead?
At least she's more womanly
She's prettier than Hainan-boy
That's enough!
You're such a busybody!
Leave now! Don't disturb my rest!
Are you Teochew?
Miss Teochew
I've heard that Teochew
girls are all very pretty
Of course! Haven't you heard?
[Teochew] If you marry, you
have to marry "6th Auntie!"
[Teochew] If you marry, you
have to marry "6th Auntie!"
Who's "6th Auntie"?
"6th Auntie" is a legendary
beauty in Teochew folklore
She's as beautiful as me!
Teochew girls are usually beauties
but Hainanese husbands are the best!
Really?
Of course!
Hainanese husbands treasure their wives
and are great cooks
So please find yourself a Hainanese husband
If you marry, marry a Hainanese man
If you marry, you have
to marry "6th Auntie!"
If you marry, marry a Hainanese man
But you're a woman!
Teochew girls are beauties
but you're a man!
Both of you are so unfortunate...
How did you two meet?
It's all because of your bra
My bra?
Here!
This is a complicated matter.
You better not ask why
So both of you met because of my bra?
This is so wonderful!
Move aside! Move aside!
Autograph this!
One cup each!
Don't be shy!
Come on, sign your name!
Sign it!
I'll put it on for you to see!
Just joking!
Hainan's cup!
Techew's cup!
You two are meant to be!
It's fate!
I'm Ultraman!
Lee, the evil nun who was defeated?
Wanted revenge
and makes her way to the ice tomb
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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