Whatever It Takes Page #3

His mom died.

Earlier today.

Ladies! Sit tight!

So, she says, "True or false?" | I said, "Hello! News flash!

"If you have to ask, false! " | She's such a liar.

So the liar.

Then she said, | "I can't believe you're acting like this! "

And I said, "I can't believe | you're dressing like this! "

- Marnie, is that my dress? | - No.

She knows you're here. She wants to talk. | It's all good.

I'm on this.

Sloane got drunk and made out | with that hairy guy.

You're lyingI

You know you made out with him.

Whatever, Marnie.

Ashley?

Hi.

Did you get my e-mail?

Oh my God! Was that you?

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

Did you get my words?

Poetry. Didn't know you had it in you.

A little surprise. You liked it? | Pretty freaky stuff.

Get you hot?

What?

Hey, Chris.

Thanks for your help.

Yeah, like Carter really liked your crap. | You see what happened?

People saw that.

Damn man, you're too cocky!

- What? | - I saw you groping her.

No matter what I write, | Maggie won't go for that.

She volunteers at a nursing home!

Why?

That's what I'm talking about.

Grant isn't exactly all hot for you either.

That's great. You know, the idea was, | "Ryan impresses Ashley. "

Not, "Ryan depresses Ashley. "

Ryan gets pickle in Ashley. | Not Ashley gets Ryan in a pickle!

Look man, chicks dig a**holes!

I mean...

...check out Stu and Harris.

They're both going to get laid tonight.

Come on, I'll show you. Let's find Ashley.

Remember grade school when you | always picked on the girl you liked?

It's kind of like that.

I mean, some girls are just insecure.

You're saying Ashley Grant is insecure?

She's the head cheerleader of insecurity.

If I treat her bad, she'll go for it?

Absolutely!

Come on, that doesn't make any sense.

You dated how many of these girls?

That's what I thought.

Now check out Grant.

Simple question:

Do you want her or not?

- Well, yeah! | - Okay.

There you go. Now you're in the game.

You a**hole!

I got something for you!

Forget it. I'm out of here.

How could you have done this? | This was cashmere!

How could you do that?

Because I'm an a**hole?

- Move, jerk. | - A**hole!

What are you doing? | Those chicks were digging us!

You want to see the rest of the house?

This isn't working.

Sure it is.

Grant asked me about 20 times | if the e-mail guy was right about her hair.

Even if everything you said is true, | I don't want to be mean to her.

Right! Seeing how she's so sweet to you.

You know what Ashley said to me tonight?

She's looking for something special.

I can get you there. | You can be that guy for her.

You just have to help me be | that guy for Maggie.

I thought I was being abducted.

How come you bagged on the party?

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