Whatever It Takes Page #4

I had better things to do, like sleep. | You should try it.

- I talked to Chris Campbell. | - I bet that was educational.

It was. He's not that bad, | once you get past the jock stuff.

He asked about you.

I got some goofy e-mail from him.

You didn't like it?

- Did you write him back? | - Be serious.

Why not? | You haven't been on a date in forever!

Do you think I enjoy asking you | to the prom?

Hanging with you | and the guys every weekend?

- I thought you liked hanging out with us. | - Some weekends, okay? Some!

E- mail him. Why not send him | the famous Maggie Carter Soul Quiz?

- That'll be good for a laugh. | - Maybe!

- Good night. | - But maybe he'll ace it.

And you won't have to spend | another miserable weekend with me.

You know what I meant.

Yeah, I know.

- Good morning. | - What's up?

- You guys get dressed in the dark? | - It's Mismatch Day.

Maybe I should go home and change.

You and Ashley Grant, | that's your mismatch, buddy.

- Opposites do attract. | - Thanks, Cosmo.

Probably not that opposite.

Brian, Carter sent me this midterm, | with questions.

I know, it's the Soul Quiz. | It's movies, books, music.

- You pass that, you're a new man. | - Famous.

There is one small hitch. | You do realise Ashley Grant hates me.

Clear the pool!

She doesn't hate you. | She's confused by you.

She's trying to act like she doesn't care.

But believe me Brian, | she cares more than you think.

She just can't figure you out. | It's driving her nuts.

You're this new guy "Brian," | who's not into her for some reason.

But I'm not Brian.

- Hey, Brian. | - Hi, Brian.

Hi.

There they are!

- Step off. | - What a dufus.

You girls are hot.

What's up?

Who's the gerbil?

I'm Floyd. You know, Ryan's friend. | Now, the chicks want me, so...

Come on, you got a Soul Quiz to take.

- Do you want to see what I'm writing? | - No. Just make me look good.

Not too cocky.

Is everything okay?

The last book he read was Nine Stories.

Salinger. Wow.

It gets worse. The Beastie Boys, | the Eels, and old Cheap Trick.

He aced it!

Movies?

Stripes, Casablanca, | and anything by Monty Python.

- That's great! | - No, it's not.

It's horrible. Chris Campbell.

- Maggie, it's not that bad. | - Not that bad? He's gorgeous.

What am I going to do?

- You mean after tonight's double date? | - Not a chance.

Why not?

Because as far as I can see, | there's nothing special about this person.

- That's what he said about you. | - He did not.

I'm serious. He said those things. | He really likes you.

It's just one date.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Hello?

When any chick goes on a talk show | with their fiance...

...and has a deep secret, | has it ever been anything other than...

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