Two of a Kind Page #6

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night I broke through. I was a basket case.

- Wasn't I?.- You were a basket case,

babe. Come on. Let's go.

Bye.

Brando! You're a bad boy!

How many times have I told you,

"Not the sink, okay??" Now, get down.

Want something to eat?. Huh?.

- You're always hungry. You

have the appetite of a dog.

Here's your dinner. Here we go.

Okay, now, where's your dish?.

You're not starving, areyou?.

The window's the onlyway out.

- Operator.

- Operator?.

Is it really a good idea to

bring the police into this?.

This is the operator.

May I helpyou?. Operator--

- Where's the money?.

- What money?.

- Get it. - I don't

have it. - Get it.

Oh!

- I spent it.

- On what?.

Armoire. I bought a stereo.

I had clothes to buy.

When's the last time

you went shopping?.

- How much is left?.

- $3,000.

- How much?.

- What areyou doing?.

- Oh, a nun. That's typecasting, isn't it?.

- Will you put those down?.

Don't do that! They're irreplaceable. That's

every play and everything I've ever done!

Oh, irreplaceable, huh?.

- How much?.

- I told you. 3,000.

- How much?.

- All right. 5,000.

5,000. I don't believe it.

Okay. 8,600.

- 8,600. That's all there is. I swear.

- 8,600?. Get it.

- Get it!

- You know I got fired because ofyou today?.

They fired me becauseyou had the gall

to rob mywindow. Can you believe that?.

Ugh. These are terrible.

- 8,600. Count it

ifyou don't believe me.

You have some set ofballs

on you, you know that?.

- You would have done the same

thing in my position.- Right.

- Ifyou were a gentleman, you'd

give me half ofthat.- I'm not.

Well, the leastyou

can do is fix my door.

You're a clever girl. You figure it out.

Where's my doorknob?.

- Don't do me any favors.

- I won't.

Don't touch me!

Doyou want me to put it in or don'tyou?.

You see, the whole

trick to this thing...

is thatyou've got to hold

the nuts whileyou screw.

- What's going on out here?.

- Everything's fine, Mr. Chotiner.

Doorknob fell off. We're

just screwing it in.

- Who's he?. -

Nobody. - Nobody.

See?. Works fine.

- It better.

- Harry? Harry, the healing's starting!

- The word is "thankyou."

- Thankyou?.

You're welcome.

Let's not take the 7:00.

We have to get up too early.

- Let's get the 9:00.

- Let's take the 9:00.

- That way, we'll have a chance

to get some sun on the beach!

- What happened?.

- We missed the last train.

- Oh, I'm s-- - Oh,

you're very sorry.

Right.

- She doesn't give a damn.

- Shh!

- I don't care ifshe hears me.

- Well, I do.

Why,shouldy,ou? She's an

idiot, for God's sakes. Why,?

- Do you wanna buy somethi ng?.

- Li ke what?.

Anything. My armoire, my stereo.

I 'm broke. I need the cash.

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