Two of a Kind Page #7

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- Well, so do I.

- What do you mean?. I just gave you $8,600.

- Gave me?. That was my money.

- It was the bank's money!

Announce it. Tell everybody.

What doyou need so

much money for, anyway?.

My ears, okay?.

- Your ears?.

- Yeah, they're gonna slice 'em off...

if I don't come up with the difference

between what you spent and gave me.

I suppose you're tryin' to tell me

you're mixed up with the "underworld."

I'm expected to believe

that, I suppose, huh?.

I don't give a damn whatyou believe.

They really cut offyour ears, huh?.

Oh, you sound excited.

Would you like to watch?.

Yeah, but I'll play it by ear.

Anyway, why areyou in debt?.

- Oh, I'm gonna tell you, right?.

- You can tell me. You knowyou can trust me.

- Oh, of course I can trustyou.

- Don't tell me. I don't care.

My invention. Check it out.

- Your invention?.

- Yes.

- Sunglasses?.- More than that.

They're edible. Check it out.

- You're insane!

- Oh, come on. Taste it. Delicious.

They're great.

Ech! That's disgusting!

Tastes like sh*t! They,'re absurd!

That's what they said about the pet

rock. It was a million-dollar industry.

I wouldn't buy a pet rock, and

I certainlywouldn't buy those.

- Anyway, don't they melt?.

- Slight oversight.

So, what else did you invent?.

I revolutionized somethin' that's

gonna revolutionize the pet industry.

- Do awaywith the flea collar.

- Hmm. What is it, a yeast spray?.

It's a yeast spray?. Oh, it's so simple!

Yeah, well, good ideas are. Good night.

- Taxi!

- Oh, we're so touchy.

- And I was gonna buyyou dinner.

- Oh, really,? With what?

I'll owe ya.

Come on.

Where to?.

The Plaza.

- Hmm.

- I'll take your drinks to the table.

- What?. - Did you ever

commit any other, uh--

- Crime?.

- Yeah.

How doyou think I got the

materials to make the sunglasses?.

I broke into the special

effects department of a movie.

Never told anybody that, so don't

ever repeat it. You hear me?.

Look, afterwhat we went through today, you

really think I could tell anybody that?.

There's one thing I'll

never do is break myword.

- Hi, Debbie! How areyou?.

- Oh, hi, Nicholas. How areyou?.

Great. Acapulco's great. We miss you.

- It's good to see you.

- Good seeing you.

- Debbie, darling! How'vey,ou been?

- Hi, Bobby. How are you?.

- Marvelous.

- Good to see you. You look great.

- Yes, so doy,ou.

- Do you know what you want?.

- No, but it seems you do.

- It's not what you think.

Who am I to judge?. Come on. You're

a beautiful girl. This is New York.

A lot of rich guys. Why not?.

Did you know that one

night, one guy actually

offered me $10,000 to sleep with him?.

- Oh, really?. What did you do?.

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