Two of a Kind Page #5

Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world...
Director(s): John Herzfeld
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
5
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1983
88 min
297 Views


to avoid the real feelings.

I feel like laughing.

And anotherway to avoid whatyou

really feel is to argue with me.

I'm not arguing with you, Warren.

Debbie,just don't talk

fora minute andlisten to me.

This guy comes in and points

a gun at you. Is that right?.

I mean, it's really not much, is it?.

Justyour life?.

So, come on. Put this guy

out here and tell him off!.

How dareyou point that gun at me!

How darey,ou threaten

to blowmy,brains out!

You're acting, Debbie. Stop "acting. "

You thinkyou're a pretty hot shot

with that gun in your hand, don't you?.

But you're nothing but a cheap crook!

You're a clown, an impotent joke.

An impotentjoke?

Debbie, stop writing

dialogue now, and let's feel.

I do feel. I am feeling!

Don't take it out on me. Take it out

on this guy that had the gun on you.

Come on. Look at him and tell him this.

You moron. You imbecile!

You bastard!

You--

That's it!

- There he is!

- Fine. Now,justsee it through.

- See him! It's real!

- There he is!

- Just keep seeing him. That's it.

- He's right there!

- That's right. Now really see him.

- There he is!

- Tell him what you're really feeling.

- No, he's right there!

- Somebody,help me!

- That's right! Scream forhelp. Come on!

Call the police! No!

J ust let the feelings

go. Let your body go.

- That's right. Let the body go.

- He was right there.

That's fine. J ust let the body go.

That's right. Just breathe.Just let go.

Letyour head go.

Let your head go.

I:

wasn't--

- Unbelievable exercise.

- Terrific.

- I wasn't kidding. He was right there.

- But that's the point!

He's right out there waiting for me now.

You'll be all right. Don't worry.

You want a Kleenex?.

Here. Blowyour nose.

Listen, I know you guys

were planning to go...

straight to Fire Island, but

would you come home with me...

and I'll pay for a cab foryou

to go to Grand Central?.

We've got an 11:
00 train to catch.

Oh, Ron. We'll catch a later one.

Hold it!

All clear.

- Hey, hey, hey! What is this?.

- An armoire.

- You bought a stereo?.

- Yeah.

Hey, you bought all this stuff today?.

You sure that was just a little residual...

or did someone in your

family die, darlin'?.

Come on, Ron.

Check her bedroom.

Aaah!

Let go, you impotent joke!

- That's not funny. She's really upset.

- Excuse me.

Listen. We have got to get to the beach

by 9:
00. I've got serious rays to catch.

- You'll be okay in a little while.

- Come on.

- Hey! Doyou want to come with us?.

- No. It's fine, really.

Wait a minute. That's not a bad

idea. We could have a menage a trois.

You could sleep on the couch.

No. It's fine, really.

I appreciate it. Thanks.

Forget it. You should've seen me the

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John Herzfeld

John Herzfeld is an American film and television director, screenwriter, actor and producer. His feature film directing credits include Two of a Kind, 2 Days in the Valley, 15 Minutes and The Death and Life of Bobby Z. more…

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