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on the boat? Are you kidding?
Yes, they did.
Which vexed Mr. Hemingway,
to say the least.
You know how he loved
to hunt the big game.
Yeah.
Big and the deadly. Well, there was
nothing bigger or deadlier than a Nazi.
Except perhaps a Nazi's nagging wife.
Nazi b*tches. Of course.
And so, prohibited from
joining the incursion,
Hemingway went to the
galley in search of alcohol.
And the only one to
oblige him, of course,
was a 16-year-old
Oh, my God!
Holy sh*t, no kidding.
Yes, so I proffered for
Hemingway a bottle of Wiser.
And I'll never forget what he did next.
There was a smile crawled
across the man's face.
It was so slow as if
it were a caterpillar.
Then he turned to me and slapped
me on the back and he said,
"You are a kitchen witch
of only good fortune. "
Kitchen witch?
God.
So we drank Wiser and when the
reports came back of how many...
boys had fallen at Omaha.
That's when he said to me,
"Only do sober what you'd do drunk.
"It will teach you to
keep your mouth shut. "
Oh, God, that's... That's nuts, man!
It's incredible.
Well, actually, if you look
to the right of the fireplace,
you'll see the incredible aspect.
This is the bottle?
Holy sh*t!
This is the coolest
thing I've ever seen.
Well, it's just an old bottle.
But if you combine it with a story,
then it becomes, if I may say so,
a powerful talisman,
a doorway to another time and place.
Perhaps, a drawbridge to history.
Yeah.
So f***ing cool.
What's this?
Ah!
I see, you have an eye for the
unfamiliar and the curiosity of a cat.
That should take you very far.
That is the baculum of a walrus.
The Alaskans call it an oosik.
Oosik.
Oh! So it's like a...
Like a walrus spine?
No. It's more like a walrus cock.
Shut up!
I am a dirty boy, aren't I?
This is a walrus dick?
No, no. That's the baculum.
penis of most placental mammals
excluding man, of course.
Ah, that's not fair.
You know,
it is in aid of sexual intercourse.
It maintains the stiffness of the
animal during coital penetration.
Hey, if you got something
like this between your legs,
you don't need any help
with coital penetration.
Jesus Christ!
You are a rapscallion of the
highest order, Mr. Bryton.
- Can I get my hands on it?
- Yes, of course.
Wow!
No, what? This is crazy.
You'd be right to admire the walrus.
It is probably God's most noble creature
far more evolved than
any man I've ever known.
Present company included.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I appreciate that.
So where did you buy something
like this? A head shop?
Well, I became acquainted with a walrus
when I was lost at sea.
Shut the front door!
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