Tusk Page #3
it or smelled anything like it.
walls, too. Just like you.
My life lines these walls, Mr. Bryton.
And though I cannot boast of legs,
that are functioning...
That keep me ambulatory.
leaving me with a memory,
a living memory of my many adventures.
Yeah, those adventures are
what I'm here about, Mr. Howe.
You said that on the phone
that you were much more
interested in me personally
than you were the room.
Yes, because I saw this.
- Oh!
- Yeah.
And you have no idea, I'm up
here in this frozen shithole.
I think my trip is a bust.
And I feel like I just stumbled
into a goldmine, with this thing.
And you talk about sharing
stories. That's what I do.
I'm a storyteller by trade.
Oh, I see. You're a... You're a writer?
Well, mmm-mmm.
I'm a podcaster.
What on earth is that?
Oh...
I'm sorry. I'm not
laughing at you. You just...
You just reminded me of my mom.
"Wally, what're you doing?"
Ugh, she's the worst. You're fantastic.
Um, a podcast is kinda like a...
It's like a radio show
that's not on the radio.
It's on... It's on the Internet.
Does that make sense?
Uh-huh.
Yeah. That's also like my mom.
confusing, doesn't it?
Uh, it sounds like this.
Listen... Now you listen to me.
I just came in my pants.
That's my McConaughey,
prematurely ejaculating.
I pissed my pants.
So you can actually say those
things without any repercussion?
Yeah, the audience likes
it, real and raunchy.
So I try to keep it real and raunchy.
And real raunchy.
You know the freedoms
your generation enjoys...
- Hmm.
- Oh, I tell you...
Libertines the lot of you.
Can I just tell you something?
This is gonna sound really weird but...
I've never had tea like this.
It's blowing my mind.
I feel like I've never
had tea in my life.
Um, I'm like popping my cherry.
I'm not even a tea person.
I believe we're all tea people.
There's a trick to it.
You see, you soak the leaves
Of course.
You can't lose with booze.
"Well, always do sober
what you'd do drunk.
"It will teach you to
keep your mouth shut. "
Okay, okay. Now, this one, I know. Uh...
Hemingway said that.
Yes, he did.
He said it to me.
You knew Ernest Hemingway?
Well, we met on the waters of Normandy.
You were there for D-Day?
I was there when it was
called Operation Neptune.
Holy... Hold on.
You were on the beach?
No, no. I was on a boat as was Ernie.
Ernie?
Ernie was deemed "precious
cargo" by the powers that be,
so he was prohibited from
joining the incursion.
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