Three to Tango Page #4

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I am so sorry. This never

should have happened. By the way...

...have I told you how enchanting you look?

Spectacular.

I saw you catch that piece. Nice moves.

Thanks. Coming from you,

that's a huge compliment.

You still hold the college record

for most penis in a single season.

So you have all my stats?

Yeah. I'm a huge fan.

I used to have that poster of you.

Did I say ''penis'' back there?

You did.

-Thought I'd let it go.

-Thank you.

Do you come to these gallery things

all the time or....

Well, actually, I'm very close to the artist,

Amy Post.

-Really? How close?

-Close.

Right, right. So what are you doing

after the show?

I mean, did you come here

with anybody besides Amy?

Well, actually, I....

Will you excuse me just for a moment?

Go ahead. You got it going on.

You got it going on.

Excuse me.

I've been looking for you. I'm Amy Post...

...and I owe you one.

I'm....

I'm....

Oh, boy. Oscar Novak.

It's nice to meet you.

Thank you for saving that piece.

It was an honor.

Listen, your work is amazing.

-I mean, it's really incredible.

-Really?

Don't get me wrong, though.

I could do it better.

I don't blow glass, but if I did,

I think I could do it...

...a little bit better than you.

There's a party for the artists

at a bar across town.

I want to pay you back for saving my ass.

-I don't think so.

-I'll see you guys over there.

Wait. You said

your name was Oscar Novak.

Of Steinberg and Novak?

Oh, my God. That is so wild.

I know Charles Newman.

You do?

Congratulations. The Telford's

one of my favorite buildings.

Thanks. Me too.

I know every curve of it.

It's kind of like a person to me.

That's scaring you.

No, that's how I feel about my stuff.

I get very caught up in my pieces.

They're like my kids.

I even talk to them.

Really?

So see, I'm even scarier than you.

We're a couple of kooks, you and me.

He's dealing with that rather well.

Maybe we should walk.

It'll be fine. I'll check the engine.

I'll check the--

Probably just a hose.

Or not.

Go, go.

All right. Come on, let's go. Go, just go.

I have a question.

-What the hell are you doing?

-Three sounds at once.

All right, that's horrifying.

Please do it again.

That's not three sounds at once.

No, it is. It goes....

And the humming.

Sh*t!

Here, let me. I got it.

God, you've hurt yourself.

No, you hurt me.

Yeah, see, you hit me in the face.

I'm sorry.

Wait!

So what's good here?

Tuna melt.

What else is good?

Tuna melt.

What do you think?

Two tuna melts.

You seeing anyone right now?

Me? No. I have trouble finding people

that are compatible.

They always want to sleep

on my side of the bed.

-What side?

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