Three to Tango Page #5

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-Left side.

Get out! I like the left side.

See?

Are you lonely?

No.

You're okay company

as long as you're not beating me up.

You cover. Don't like to reveal too much.

I resent that.

And I'd respond to it

if it weren't so revealing.

Then you change the subject

with a joke. Got it.

I will let you know when I'm joking.

This is not food.

I think it looks good.

Try it.

-Are you okay?

-Mouth...

...watering.

You know what?

I knew that tuna melt tasted funny.

I'm lucky. I can eat anything.

My mother was a horrible cook.

She'd make this chicken that smelled like...

...an old shoe, a wet dog,

blue cheese and....

I'm sorry.

-Will you excuse me for a second?

-Sure.

Boy, I feel good.

Oh, God. Don't worry.

You'll feel better in a second.

It just doesn't get better than this.

-You still want to go to that party?

-Yeah. Absolutely.

Are we sure this is safe?

It's safe. Allow me.

Maybe we should skip the party?

I'm sorry about before.

How are your balls?

They're fine. Thank you for asking that.

I had a great time.

One catastrophe after another. I loved it.

Me too.

This is me.

Would you like to come to my shop,

see me work?

Yeah. That'd be great.

How about tomorrow?

I can always use a little help.

I'm sorry. You're probably busy.

That's okay.

-I'd love to--

-Say no more.

I understand.

What happened?

What happened to your head?

I've been here nine hours. I got bored.

You're a strange man.

Now, will you get out of my apartment?

-What happened?

-Nothing happened.

Oskie, it's 6:
00 in the morning.

It was awful. As soon as

we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire.

Then she elbowed me in the face.

Then we both threw up.

Then she slammed a car handle

into my balls.

The entire night was a total disaster.

-You're in love with her.

-Pretty much.

I'll have to default on my mortgage...

...and live in a box and walk on the street

with a bowl...

...begging for crusts of bread

because of you, you bastard!

-Nothing happened.

-Something always happens.

When it's you and romance,

something always happens.

You know what? I resent that, okay?

I've had plenty of relationships

that were successful.

Before they went absolutely nowhere.

I'm sorry. Oscar, listen.

I didn't mean that.

I really didn't mean that.

You gotta see this woman, though.

She's beautiful.

And funny...

...and smart.

And she has an ass that is so sexy

that I struggle to even understand it.

You gonna crochet that

and send it to her mother?

You're starting to sound

like you have a very low opinion of me.

You know that's not true.

But this project represents

a major opportunity for us.

All of our dreams could come true.

I'm sure Amy is lovely and complicated...

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