Three to Tango Page #3

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You're not?

Because you'll be there.

-I'll be there?

-Great.

I'd like you to stay close to her.

Tell me who she talks to,

that sort of thing.

There's one guy in particular,

Kevin Cartwright.

Ex-boyfriend of hers. Real persistent guy.

I'm very worried about him.

What do you say?

Peter Elasavic kicking it away.

Holdman will grab it back on the seven.

Go, buddy. Go, go, go!

Run me through this one more time.

Charles asked you...

...to spy on his mistress...

...and you just said yes?

-What else could I have said?

-Let's see.

No.

What do we got this week?

-Dim sum.

-Awesome.

Hurry up and ''dimmy some.''

Rick, Rick.

You don't put ketchup on dim sum.

Why?

Because, Rain Man,

dim sum are not French fries.

It is important to me that

you grasp the delicacy of the situation.

You can't just go off

on a spying expedition.

Let him go. What's the big deal?

-Catch the ball, for chrissake!

-Come on!

-What do you think?

-You mean as clothing?

So this honey, Charles' girlfriend...

...is she hot?

He can't go out with an ugly girl.

Give it up for Charles. What did I say?

I don't know what she looks like.

I do know that

before she went out with Charles...

...she went out with Kevin Cartwright.

-Holy sh*t!

-Really?

Who?

The running back.

We watch him every week.

For seven seasons.

There you go.

There it is.

You know what the deal is with that guy?

-He caught a really big fish?

-No, man.

That he's hung like an army mule.

They call it the ''Ponderosa.''

Like from Bonanza? The Cartwrights?

The ''Ponderosa''?

-Word up!

-Word up!

You're white, man. Let it go.

I don't think you gents are grasping

the gravity of the situation.

This job could really land Oscar and I

in the major leagues.

Since Charles is such a big,

important guy...

...chances are that

his girlfriend is a foxy one.

That's the problem. We know how

Oscar handles himself around the honeys.

Give me some credit.

I have a degree of self-control.

I don't fall over every pretty girl I see.

-The man's got complete control.

-Yeah, you're paranoid.

Yeah, okay?

So don't worry.

-Good night, guys.

-Later.

Where you going?

I want you back here by 10:00!

Dorm check at 1 1:00!

You know what's funny?

You're so screwed.

Start looking for another job.

Who wants to get b*tch-slapped first?

I'll go second.

I had no idea things

were so hairy in Bosnia.

The yellows and purples, I love all this.

Let me show you.

Excuse me.

Sh*t! Piss!

Damn it! For chrissakes!

Someone's supposed

to secure these things.

Thank you. You saved me.

Well, you have to protect something

as beautiful as you.

As it.

You're not beautiful, the sculpture is.

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