This Is the End Page #4
'cause he's gonna give a speech
that makes all of weed legal,
effectively rendering
drug lords out of business.
Awesome. Yeah, it's f***ing awesome,
but we don't have... We don't
know how it should end yet.
I... I know.
Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah.
And I sacrifice
myself for you.
And he kills me,
and I die for you.
And Danny
f***ing eats me.
Why does he eat you? I don't know.
like, the nastiest way to go.
Yeah, he could eat you.
Okay. That's a good idea, man.
He's just out of his mind.
He just, like, eats me.
Hey, Chris.
How's it going?
Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh!
F***! Michael, what the f***, man?
That's expensive sh*t,
motherf***er!
What are you doing?
I've never f***ing done cocaine,
dude. Why does it f***ing...
Well, you did the best sh*t
possible for your first time,
'cause that's
good f***ing...
F***, f***, f***,
I'm nervous, dude.
I don't know what... What
is wrong with you, man?
Look, he's freaking out. Oh, sh*t.
I've never done this
f***ing drug before, man.
Mike, please.
I'll walk you through it.
I will walk you through it.
Mike, no one...
I'll be your guide.
You're fine, Chris.
You're fine. Is it on...
You got some in
your mustache, baby.
What are you...
Michael!
Now, fellas, I want you
to real sexy right now.
We're gonna sing
to all the ladies.
All the fellas go like this,
# Take your panties off
# Take your panties off
# Come on, Rihanna
Take your panties off for me
# Come on, Craig,
can you f*** off for me? #
I'll do one of them things.
Like an angel.
What about
the host of the party?
# I ain't got
no panties on
# He ain't got no
panties, everybody!
# We ain't got
no panties on
# We ain't got
no panties on
# We ain't got no panties on
# Ain't nobody
got no panties on
# We ain't got
no panties on
# Ain't no party
like a no-panty party
# 'Cause a no-panty party
don't stop
# F*** those panties
# F*** those...
# F*** those panties
What's not kid-friendly?
There's a lot of sharp edges.
Concrete, sharp edges.
He's gonna bust his head open
on one of those things.
A kid could fall off this
That's why you have the railing,
so they don't fall.
Hey. Sorry.
I want to have kids one day.
Hey, Jay.
Oh, hey, hi, Jonah.
Is there any place around here
I can buy a pack of cigarettes?
Yeah.
There's a place like, it's like,
four blocks away, maybe.
You want to
come with me?
Give me this much time.
That much joint time.
Oh!
Jesus!
Hey, Jay.
Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey?
Go ahead.
Nope, I'm... I sorry.
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