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I would have been there

in a heartbeat,

but, uh, I actually just

adopted this incontinent spaniel.

She's a really

beautiful soul.

Her name's Ahjhai.

Ahjhai?

Yeah.

How do you spell it?

A - H - J - H - A - I.

A - H...

You want to see

a picture of her?

Oh, she's so sweet.

Hey!

Look at her.

Aw!

She can't bark. She

doesn't know how, so...

She doesn't know

how to bark, even?

She doesn't know

how to bark,

so I've tried

to teach her

and she just kind of

screams, and so she was up,

had her face smushed against

the cage, and was, like...

Ah!

Yeah, cool. Um...

Tell you what, boys,

I'm kind of jonesing,

so I'm gonna find someone I can bum

a smoke off of outside, all right?

That's tight, dude.

Honestly, I like you.

Hey, likewise.

Okay, dude, come back.

I'll be right back. You're

holding court. All right, boys.

Dude. I know. I think

we're making some progress.

That was really good.

And honestly,

he's your old friend.

We're your new friends.

He feels threatened.

Yeah, man.

You know,

and I get it.

It's gonna be fine.

I honestly think

tonight's the night

we bust

this whole thing open.

And I'm lucky. It's the

same thing a lot, though.

It's, like, my TV wife

opens the fridge,

and is, like, "What happened

to the birthday cake?"

And I come out with, like,

a little frosting, like,

"What birthday cake?"

'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah.

'Cause you ate the cake!

"It's my birthday. "

That's why y'all number

one. 'Cause of that.

You're Jay, right?

Yeah.

Seth's boy?

Yeah.

How you doing, man?

Good to see you.

Good.

Likewise, likewise.

I'm Craig, man. This

is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.

You just in town visiting him, or what?

Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know.

I try to not come down here very much.

I don't really

love it here.

You don't like LA?

I'm just not really

into the LA lifestyle.

What lifestyle

are you into?

Look at him. He's,

like, a hipster, right?

No, I'm not

a hipster, at all.

Yeah, yeah, you do seem

to hate a lot of things,

and the bottom of your

pants are awful tight.

No, I just... I don't like Los

Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster.

I'll bet you hate movies

that are universally loved.

I don't even...

You like Forrest Gump?

No, no, it's a horrendous piece of sh*t.

"Life is like a box

of chocolates," no?

Yeah, no,

I'm familiar with it.

"You never know

what you're gonna get. "

Why don't we do a sequel

to Pineapple Express?

I would love to do

a sequel to Pineapple.

Do you have

any ideas, or...

I do have an idea.

What?

It's that Red, Danny, has

become, like, the drug lord,

you know, since we

killed the other one,

and he wants to

assassinate Woody Harrelson,

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