
This Is the End
Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Oh, hey, John!
Over here!
Welcome to Los Angeles
International Airport.
Attention, all passengers.
Do not leave your
baggage unattended.
All unattended baggage
is subject to search...
Yay!
We're so happy!
Look at this!
What's happening, man?
Good to see you, buddy.
How you doing?
I'm good, man.
Yes, you are.
How long
has it been, man?
Sometime in the last...
Inside of a year or something.
Yeah.
I have the best weekend
ever planned, man.
Lay it on me. Ooh!
I don't want to ruin it.
Seth Rogen!
Shit, here we go. Hey.
How's it going, man?
Yeah, good.
So, you, like, always play, like,
the same guy in every movie.
When are you gonna do some,
like, real acting, man?
Okay, thank you.
Give me something.
Give me, like, the laugh, man.
Give me
the Seth Rogen laugh.
Seth Rogen, everybody.
All right, I've landed. I'm here.
We've said our hellos.
Can we please go to
fucking Carl's Jr.?
Oh.
I would... I would love to.
I'm on a...
I can't really eat
I'm on a, uh...
What?
I'm on this cleanse.
You're...
You're on a what?
I'm on a cleanse.
What?
It's good for you.
I didn't know... You're supposed
to take six shits a day.
That's not true.
It is true!
You're supposed to shit
twice a day. No.
That's not true.
That's what they used to think.
Now they know you're supposed
to shit six times a day.
So you're not drinking.
You're not smoking weed. You're not...
No, no, I'm drinking
and smoking weed. But...
I'm on a cleanse.
I'm not psychotic.
Look, man, if you stopped
eating gluten,
you'd feel way fucking
better all day.
Whenever you feel shitty,
that's 'cause of gluten.
That's not true.
It is.
Who the f*ck told you not
to eat gluten? It's just true.
You don't even know
what gluten is.
I know what fucking gluten is.
No, you have no idea
what gluten is.
I do know what gluten is.
Gluten's a vague term.
It's something that's used to categorize
things that are bad, you know?
Calories, that's a gluten.
Fat, that's a gluten.
Somebody just told you you
probably shouldn't eat gluten,
you're like, "Oh, I guess
I shouldn't eat gluten. "
Gluten means bad shit, man,
and I'm not eating it.
Mmm!
Mmm-hmm.
Oh!
God!
Each bite is better
than the previous bite.
It is.
Gluten!
Hey, this
looks beautiful.
Yeah. Do you like it?
It's fucking awesome.
It's all new.
Those are new.
God damn, son!
It's pretty nice, huh?
So this is how
the other half lives.
Come on.
Amazing.
Air hockey tables.
Jesus Murphy!
Right? Okay,
get ready, Jay.
What?
I have a little
surprise for you.
Okay.
Here's the best weekend
you ever had in your life. Oh!
Look at it, man.
Oh, my...
Are you serious?
It's all of your
favorite things.
Starburst and Airheads on a...
Yeah.
And it says "Jay. "
In joints.
In joints.
It says "Jay" in jays.
Seth Rogen, you are just
the best people.
Come on, I know you don't love it in LA,
so I figure I'll make it...
You know, I'll lube up
It eases the transition.
Yeah, right?
This is the much-needed foreplay.
You know what else I got?
Yo, this...
A 3-D television.
No, you didn't...
I got a 3-D TV.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
I did it, man.
What?
Let's get into it.
Oh, my God, bud.
It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
Damn, no shit.
Hello, little hobbit.
Spark my ganja.
Yeah.
I'm a well-known
homosexual advocate.
# Backstreet's back,
all right
# Hey, hey, yeah, well
# Everybody
Rock your body
# Everybody
# Everybody
# Rock your body right
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