This Is the End

Synopsis: All Jay Baruchel expected coming to LA was a fun time with Seth Rogen with all the wild partying to have both by themselves and at James Franco's housewarming party. Suddenly, the Rapture hits and the Biblical Apocalypse has begun. Now, Jay and Seth are desperately sheltering in James' house for rescue along with a few other friends. Together, they must band together to attempt to survive the end of the world, only for Jay to find that they are all too dumb and superficial to do it until they discover the only way out.

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

Director(s): Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen

Actors: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel

Production: Sony Pictures

10 wins & 20 nominations.


IMDB:: 6.6
Metacritic:: 67
Rotten Tomatoes:: 83%

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: R
Year:: 2013
: 107 min
: $96,200,000
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: 1,092 Views

Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Oh, hey, John!
Over here!
Welcome to Los Angeles
International Airport.
Attention, all passengers.
Do not leave your
baggage unattended.
All unattended baggage
is subject to search...
Yay!
We're so happy!
Look at this!
What's happening, man?
Good to see you, buddy.
How you doing?
I'm good, man.
Yes, you are.
How long
has it been, man?
Sometime in the last...
Inside of a year or something.
Yeah.
I have the best weekend
ever planned, man.
Lay it on me. Ooh!
I don't want to ruin it.
Seth Rogen!
Shit, here we go. Hey.
How's it going, man?
Yeah, good.
So, you, like, always play, like,
the same guy in every movie.
When are you gonna do some,
like, real acting, man?
Okay, thank you.
Give me something.
Give me, like, the laugh, man.
Give me
the Seth Rogen laugh.
Seth Rogen, everybody.
All right, I've landed. I'm here.
We've said our hellos.
Can we please go to
fucking Carl's Jr.?
Oh.
I would... I would love to.
I'm on a...
I can't really eat
that stuff right now.
I'm on a, uh...
What?
I'm on this cleanse.
You're...
You're on a what?
I'm on a cleanse.
What?
It's good for you.
I didn't know... You're supposed
to take six shits a day.
That's not true.
It is true!
You're supposed to shit
twice a day. No.
That's not true.
That's what they used to think.
Now they know you're supposed
to shit six times a day.
So you're not drinking.
You're not smoking weed. You're not...
No, no, I'm drinking
and smoking weed. But...
I'm on a cleanse.
I'm not psychotic.
Look, man, if you stopped
eating gluten,
you'd feel way fucking
better all day.
Whenever you feel shitty,
that's 'cause of gluten.
That's not true.
It is.
Who the f*ck told you not
to eat gluten? It's just true.
You don't even know
what gluten is.
I know what fucking gluten is.
No, you have no idea
what gluten is.
I do know what gluten is.
Gluten's a vague term.
It's something that's used to categorize
things that are bad, you know?
Calories, that's a gluten.
Fat, that's a gluten.
Somebody just told you you
probably shouldn't eat gluten,
you're like, "Oh, I guess
I shouldn't eat gluten. "
Gluten means bad shit, man,
and I'm not eating it.
Mmm!
Mmm-hmm.
Oh!
God!
Each bite is better
than the previous bite.
It is.
Gluten!
Hey, this
looks beautiful.
Yeah. Do you like it?
I totally redid it.
It's fucking awesome.
It's all new.
Those are new.
God damn, son!
It's pretty nice, huh?
So this is how
the other half lives.
Come on.
Amazing.
Air hockey tables.
Jesus Murphy!
Right? Okay,
get ready, Jay.
What?
I have a little
surprise for you.
Okay.
Here's the best weekend
you ever had in your life. Oh!
Look at it, man.
Oh, my...
Are you serious?
It's all of your
favorite things.
Starburst and Airheads on a...
Yeah.
And it says "Jay. "
In joints.
In joints.
It says "Jay" in jays.
Seth Rogen, you are just
the best people.
Come on, I know you don't love it in LA,
so I figure I'll make it...
You know, I'll lube up
your entry a little bit.
It eases the transition.
Yeah, right?
This is the much-needed foreplay.
You know what else I got?
Yo, this...
A 3-D television.
No, you didn't...
I got a 3-D TV.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
I did it, man.
What?
Let's get into it.
Oh, my God, bud.
It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
Damn, no shit.
Hello, little hobbit.
Spark my ganja.
Yeah.
I'm a well-known
homosexual advocate.
# Backstreet's back,
all right
# Hey, hey, yeah, well
# Everybody
Rock your body
# Everybody
# Everybody
# Rock your body right
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Seth Rogen

Seth Aaron Rogen (; born April 15, 1982) is a Canadian-American actor, voice actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He began his career performing stand-up comedy during his teenage years. While still living in his native Vancouver, he landed a supporting role in Judd Apatow's series Freaks and Geeks. Shortly after he moved to Los Angeles for his role, Freaks and Geeks was officially cancelled after one season due to low viewership. Rogen later got a part on sitcom Undeclared, which also hired him as a writer. After landing his job as a staff writer on the final season of Da Ali G Show, Apatow guided him toward a film career. Rogen made his first movie appearance in Donnie Darko with a minor role in 2001. Rogen was cast in a supporting role and credited as a co-producer in Apatow's directorial debut, The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Universal Pictures subsequently cast him as the lead in Apatow's films Knocked Up and Funny People. Rogen co-starred as Steve Wozniak in Universal's Steve Jobs biopic in 2015. In 2016, he developed the AMC television series Preacher with his writing partner Evan Goldberg and Sam Catlin. He also serves as a writer, executive producer, and director with Goldberg. Rogen and Goldberg co-wrote the films Superbad, Pineapple Express, The Green Hornet, This Is the End, and directed both This Is the End and The Interview; all of which Rogen starred in. He has also done voice work for the films Horton Hears a Who!, the Kung Fu Panda film series, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Monsters vs. Aliens, Paul, Sausage Party, and will provide the voice of Pumbaa in the 2019 remake of The Lion King. more…

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