This Is the End

Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?

Oh, hey, John!

Over here!

Welcome to Los Angeles

International Airport.

Attention, all passengers.

Do not leave your

baggage unattended.

All unattended baggage

is subject to search...

Yay!

We're so happy!

Look at this!

What's happening, man?

Good to see you, buddy.

How you doing?

I'm good, man.

Yes, you are.

How long

has it been, man?

Sometime in the last...

Inside of a year or something.

Yeah.

I have the best weekend

ever planned, man.

Lay it on me. Ooh!

I don't want to ruin it.

Seth Rogen!

Shit, here we go. Hey.

How's it going, man?

Yeah, good.

So, you, like, always play, like,

the same guy in every movie.

When are you gonna do some,

like, real acting, man?

Okay, thank you.

Give me something.

Give me, like, the laugh, man.

Give me

the Seth Rogen laugh.

Seth Rogen, everybody.

All right, I've landed. I'm here.

We've said our hellos.

Can we please go to

fucking Carl's Jr.?

Oh.

I would... I would love to.

I'm on a...

I can't really eat

that stuff right now.

I'm on a, uh...

What?

I'm on this cleanse.

You're...

You're on a what?

I'm on a cleanse.

What?

It's good for you.

I didn't know... You're supposed

to take six shits a day.

That's not true.

It is true!

You're supposed to shit

twice a day. No.

That's not true.

That's what they used to think.

Now they know you're supposed

to shit six times a day.

So you're not drinking.

You're not smoking weed. You're not...

No, no, I'm drinking

and smoking weed. But...

I'm on a cleanse.

I'm not psychotic.

Look, man, if you stopped

eating gluten,

you'd feel way fucking

better all day.

Whenever you feel shitty,

that's 'cause of gluten.

That's not true.

It is.

Who the f*ck told you not

to eat gluten? It's just true.

You don't even know

what gluten is.

I know what fucking gluten is.

No, you have no idea

what gluten is.

I do know what gluten is.

Gluten's a vague term.

It's something that's used to categorize

things that are bad, you know?

Calories, that's a gluten.

Fat, that's a gluten.

Somebody just told you you

probably shouldn't eat gluten,

you're like, "Oh, I guess

I shouldn't eat gluten. "

Gluten means bad shit, man,

and I'm not eating it.

Mmm!

Mmm-hmm.

Oh!

God!

Each bite is better

than the previous bite.

It is.

Gluten!

Hey, this

looks beautiful.

Yeah. Do you like it?

I totally redid it.

It's fucking awesome.

It's all new.

Those are new.

God damn, son!

It's pretty nice, huh?

So this is how

the other half lives.

Come on.

Amazing.

Air hockey tables.

Jesus Murphy!

Right? Okay,

get ready, Jay.

What?

I have a little

surprise for you.

Okay.

Here's the best weekend

you ever had in your life. Oh!

Look at it, man.

Oh, my...

Are you serious?

It's all of your

favorite things.

Starburst and Airheads on a...

Yeah.

And it says "Jay. "

In joints.

In joints.

It says "Jay" in jays.

Seth Rogen, you are just

the best people.

Come on, I know you don't love it in LA,

so I figure I'll make it...

You know, I'll lube up

your entry a little bit.

It eases the transition.

Yeah, right?

This is the much-needed foreplay.

You know what else I got?

Yo, this...

A 3-D television.

No, you didn't...

I got a 3-D TV.

Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

I did it, man.

What?

Let's get into it.

Oh, my God, bud.

It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.

Damn, no shit.

Hello, little hobbit.

Spark my ganja.

Yeah.

I'm a well-known

homosexual advocate.

# Backstreet's back,

all right

# Hey, hey, yeah, well

# Everybody

Rock your body

# Everybody

# Everybody

# Rock your body right

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