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Who wants a sip?

Sip time.

You okay, man?

It's nothing.

It's just, you know,

as soon as we got there, you did what you

said you wouldn't do.

What did I do?

You just f***ing ditched my ass.

I didn't ditch you.

Are you kidding me, man?

I did not ditch you.

I was talking to Jonah, and then you left

to go have a cigarette.

Well, you know, my cigarette

was an excuse.

I really went outside 'cause

Jonah was being a prick.

Jonah was not

being a prick.

If anything, you were

kind of being a prick.

Jonah's the nicest

guy ever, man.

Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer

of kindness.

Nobody's that nice.

Jonah is that nice.

Serial killers

are that nice.

Just answer me

one question.

Is Michael Cera's butthole

as adorable as I pictured?

Oh, for f***'s sake.

I picture it looking

like a little donut,

like a little

pink sprinkled donut.

Oh, it's so

bright in here.

It is f***ing bright.

Oh, I'm so high.

There's so many delicious choices.

What do I do?

I'm gonna get something to drink.

Okay.

Excuse me,

would it be possible

for my daughter to

use your restroom?

She's really got to go.

Read the sign.

Customers only.

Seriously?

Why the f*** you think

I put up the sign?

It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.

Let's just buy something

for your mother.

Yeah, well,

I guess you better, huh?

This cash register lady

is mean.

I have anxiety. Will

you buy this for me?

When I'm stoned,

I can't do this.

I think I'm just gonna

head back to your place.

I'm not really liking it very

much over there at Franco's.

Dude, I want you to get to know

these guys. That's never gonna happen

if you don't put in any

effort whatsoever, okay?

I hate it in there.

I just want to drink some

pop and smoke some weed.

What about...

What about me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Did you just see that?

What the hell?

Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run!

This way!

Okay, okay, okay!

Oh, my God!

Oh, oh...

Oh, Jesus.

Run!

Jesus Christ!

Why the f*** did you

bring me down here?

The f***, Seth? I don't

know what's happening!

We're going back to Franco's. Why?

Just run!

Keep running!

Oh, my f***!

We are going

back to Franco's!

Oh, God damn it.

Jesus!

Oh, sh*t!

This way. We're almost

there! We're so close!

Hey, you guys okay?

Are you guys okay?

There was a crazy earthquake.

Did you guys feel that?

That was insane.

F***, no.

We can't feel

anything in here.

This place is

a f***ing fortress.

That wasn't

an earthquake, man.

That was something way

f***ing crazier. No...

What's crazier

than an earthquake?

There were beams of blue

light coming out of the sky

and people getting

sucked up into the sky.

He's on hallucinogens.

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