The Sitter Page #4

no later than 1:
00.

Earlier's good for me,

too, so hurry home.

And thank you!

Thank you, sweetheart.

What the f*** am I doing here?

I come in peace.

And you go in pieces, a**hole.

What's up, little man?

What'd you do that for?

You clean it.

You clean it.

- F***ing weirdo.

- Hey, Noah!

How's that perfume taste?

Rodrigo, what is

your deal? Stop!

Can we go to a club tonight?

This place is so dead.

No.

Don't you just want to

go dancing or something?

Rodrigo, seriously,

what is your deal? Stop!

I'm trying to watch TV with

JonBenet Ramsey over here.

That's uncomfortable.

Do you want to

hear some gossip?

I got some hot gossip.

I'm okay, actually.

I'm trying to watch this, if

you could be quiet.

Give it.

I'm watching this, so can you

guys just be quiet, please?

Thank you.

I know

a secret nobody else knows.

Oh, what's up, twins?

Ls Slater home?

Is he here?

Yeah, oh, my God!

Slater!

You got the two redrum chicks from

The Shining here to see you!

Slater's a cool guy.

We go to school together.

Oh, my God!

Take care.

Hi, Slater!

Wendy Sapperstein is having

her Bat Mitzvah tonight,

and she said it was okay if

some boys wanted to crash it.

But we only want

the super-cute boys.

I don't know if

I could make it tonight.

My parents aren't home,

and I'm not really

supposed to go anywhere.

Well, if you want to come,

you can text us.

Yeah, text us, definitely.

Okay.

I'll see you later, guys.

Okay, cool!

What's cooking,

good-looking?

You know what?

I'm at a party.

Party? I thought you

had food poisoning.

I did, and then

Steph called me,

and she invited

me to this party.

Do you want to come?

Damn!

I'm doing something

for my mom right now.

I really,

really want to see you.

I'm actually, like,

super-horny for you,

and I was thinking

we could have sex.

Like intercourse sex?

Yeah, like full-on

vaginal sex.

Yeah, I think I can work something out.

Yeah. For sure.

Awesome.

Listen, will you do me a favor and

pick up some coke on your way?

Yeah, sure. Do you want anything

else, like beer, mixers?

No, I mean, like

coke!

You mean blow?

I thought you were done with that stuff.

That stuff's bad news.

I am done with it.

It's not for me. It's for Steph,

and it's her birthday.

She asked me for it.

I'm just trying to be a

really good friend about it.

I don't even know where I'd

get something like that.

Just call Karl.

Who's Karl?

He's just a super-awesome guy

who sells me drugs.

Used to sell me drugs.

Noah...

I only have 150 bucks.

That's more than enough.

Just ask for one ticket,

and he'll hook it up.

Leave me alone, a**hole!

I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.

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