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The Sitter Page #5
Did you just call me
your boyfriend?
Yeah, I guess I did.
So are you coming or not?
Hello? Are you there?
Yeah. F*** it. I'm in.
Holy sh*t balls.
A minivan.
That car's not hot at all.
As much as I hate to do this,
we're going on
What is your deal?
Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Looking real fly
on my way to the club
Gonna dance all night
and get f***ed up
Say whatever you want.
I know I look good.
All right, one of you guys
has to hop up here with me.
I'm not your chauffeur.
What if you hit
somebody or something?
I mean, it's safer for children
to be in the back seat.
You are such a b*tch.
Grow a set of nuts.
I beat him for you.
Get his ass.
Guys.
Not again.
Stop being such children.
Hit him in the face, dawg!
Go away.
Stop it.
He's not a b*tch,
I'll tell you that much.
Slater, seriously,
tell me you are not
wearing a fanny pack.
Tell me I'm imagining that and
that's not what I'm actually seeing.
I need it to carry my pills.
Why do you take
those pills anyway?
I already told you,
I have issues.
Issues?
You look like a Gap model!
When I was your age,
I had a mouth full of braces
and a face like
a Papa John's pizza.
Those are real issues, my man.
Whatever.
I've got a good idea.
Why don't we go to a dance club?
Why don't we play a game?
Like Spin the Bottle?
No, not like Spin the Bottle,
like a little game I invented
called the Shut-the-F***-Up Game.
First person not to shut the
f*** up loses. Ready? Go.
Come on, Rodrigo,
you just lost, buddy.
It was not me.
Slater, that's disgusting.
Didn't your parents teach
you not to fart in the car?
You just crop-dusted me.
No, that was not me.
Uh-oh.
What's "uh-oh"?
It was me. I pooted.
I don't think it
was just a poot-poot.
I sharted.
Come on!
When you're shopping
It's super-cool
Hey, Noah. Oh, my God,
isn't this shirt so cute?
Oh, it's super-cute!
Can you get it for me?
Yeah! Of course.
I'll get you anything you want
Seriously?
No.
Here, put these on.
They're green.
I wouldn't be caught dead in these.
Don't sh*t your
pants next time.
Dressing room's over there.
Clean up, or whatever.
Can I help you, sir?
Huh?
Can I help you?
I'm just waiting for somebody.
Yeah.
Yup!
No. I'm just waiting
for somebody.
That's pretty weird, considering
you're a grown-ass man
hanging out in the little
girls' underwear section.
Right. I could see
how that could be
misconstrued as strange,
or whatever.
Very.
They fit. Let's go.
There we go. There she is.
Excuse me, young lady,
do you know this person?
No.
Yeah.
Which is it?
He came into my house
and stole my mom's minivan.
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