The Sitter Page #3
Noah. That's your name?
Yeah.
That's a super-hot name.
What?
Honey, it's not hot.
It's just his name.
Mom, trust me.
It's a hot name.
It's actually biblical.
The Bible's a hot book.
Sometimes I like
to get dressed up
and wear my mom's makeup, Noah.
That's cool.
I was thinking
like a princess.
No, I don't think, uh...
No, honey.
- Maybe not tonight.
- Mom!
Excuse me just one second.
Yeah, see you in a sec.
Hey, Noah. I have
Cool. Thanks. What is it?
Do you like to smell pretty?
Do I like to what?
Oh, my God!
You got it right in my mouth!
Why'd you do that?
You just spit on my carpet!
And you just sprayed perfume
in my mouth!
What's your problem?
My real babysitter, Nancy, she
plays with me when she babysits.
She does what I want her
to do, Princess Noah!
You know what?
I'm gonna let
you in on a little secret.
I'm not a real babysitter.
Shocking.
I'm more of a sit-on-the-couch,
eat-a-burrito,
do-whatever-L say-or-I'll-Kill-you
type of babysitter.
That's my style, blood.
You understand?
Well, I want to
wear sparkly things,
shiny things,
and glittery stuff
to my favorite
hot nightclub, okay?
Motherfuck!
You guys okay in here?
What's up? Yeah, no, yeah,
I'm just hanging with this
Yeah, we're just chillin'.
That's funny.
Your breath is really flowery.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Okay, should we go downstairs?
Yeah, cool.
Tonight's main
Ricky Fontaine
versus Dustin MacMillan.
Rodrigo!
What did I tell you about
fireworks in the house?
And can you shut off the
Kickboxing for one night, please?
Say, um, hola to Noah.
We just adopted him
from El Salvador last year
and, you know, he's going
through some transitions.
- Okay, cool.
- Okay, well,
we'll see you later, all right?
Besos.
Sweet kid.
Yeah.
He's a cutie pie.
You kind of have to
watch out for Rodrigo.
He has a habit of running away.
Here, hold on to this.
We sewed a GPS chip into his jacket
so we could keep track of him.
It's kind of like
a LoJack for kids.
Cool. It's just like
a little dot
that follows him,
like a fugitive.
Hey, honey, we're running late!
Let's go!
So...
In a minute.
All of our information is
in here, under the blue tab.
There's some frozen pizzas
and pudding in the fridge,
and we'll be at the Historical
Society if you need us.
Cool.
Someone smells wonderful!
I believe that's Noah's mouth.
You remember Noah.
I understand you
were cited recently
for driving
under the influence.
Needless to say, our cars
are off-limits to you.
Okay, no cars. Got it.
We'll be back
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