The Sex Addict Page #5

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for me having to...

Jack off to a Daniel Pearl

beheading video just to get off?

Um, I mean, well,

I don't think it's my fault,

- but...

- Apology accepted.

- Okay.

- I appreciate that.

- Hey.

- Hey, guys, how's it going?

Oh, man, good.

So this is it, huh?

It's where the magic happens.

This is my office and

I thought it'd be a good idea

to see me with human resources over here.

Don't mind her.

- Hi, I'm Suzanna.

- No, that's fine.

Don't make her feel

like a full human being.

That's terrible, Rex.

- Here we are, man.

- Yeah, welcome, welcome.

I'm so excited.

We get to see what you do.

- Yeah.

- What... is it you do, exactly?

What we do here, we sell

dreams, we sell aspirations

and treasure chests

full of love.

- Okay.

- And what that means is,

do you hate people

that abuse puppies?

- Yes.

- Great. Give us $30 a month.

We will work to eradicate

puppy abusers.

It's... it's a... we're a

non-profit organization.

What else do we do?

We... let's see...

What are you...

You into...

Um, "faces of death"?

You know those great DVDs,

"faces of death"?

They were for children,

I believe?

What? A children's DVD

called "faces of death"?

They're called "faces of death"

and you play them for children,

and you educate them

about how life happens,

and what happens if you take

the wrong turn, you might die.

Well, I'm working on...

With one of our investors

a series called

"faces of meth."

Much scarier.

We are looking at increasing

breeding of parakeets.

What do we have in this country?

- We've got too much violence.

- Yep.

- We have too much crime.

- Yeah.

We have too much seacrest.

I'll tell you that

much, my friend.

Yeah, he's been

all over the place.

But what do we not have

enough of?

- Parakeets.

- Exactly, my friend.

Do you wanna get some

of this on him, maybe?

Hey, guy... you...

You go ahead, come over here.

I gotta show you something.

Check that out.

- Oh, what is it?

- It's just a document...

Oh, is it parakeets mating?

No, it's something else mating.

- Oh.

- Right?

Okay, maybe we should

keep it a little...

Yeah, yeah, that's what

it's all about right there.

Hey, boss!

What's going on in here?

So, Guv'nor, good job on

this recruit report, huh?

- Way to sell that!

- Boss, what's up? Black power?

- Rex, how are you doing?

- Hi, I'm Suzanna.

- Who the hell are you?

- So nice to meet you.

I'm here to do my dissertation.

Wait... wait,

what's all this about?

Rex said that

you gave us permission

to be able

to come and film today.

Oh, to film.

Yeah, no. No.

Am I a valued member

of this company?

No. Honestly, no.

Just do your job. Get the

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