The Sex Addict Page #4

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I think I'd love to take

this to "shark tank."

Mark Cuban, I think

this is exactly for you,

probably wouldn't sell in the

U.S. territories at this point

somewhere more where they

encourage rape,

like, I don't know,

Pakistan or NCAA sports.

Okay, you're gonna go to sleep

for a while now, okay?

Just go to sleep...

Yes, yes...

Look at this foot...

You gotta a pivot foot like

Vlade Divac in his prime.

I kinda like it.

Picking you

for my center position...

In rec basketball.

You know, the sock is never

really fully appreciated.

It's like the underwear

for the foot.

I'm back.

That was quicker

than I anticipated.

Yeah.

Mmm... what she was

saying before you left...

Um, she was telling me

to relay a message

tell guy to go ahead

and move on without me.

I'm gonna kinda hang out here.

Why is she asleep?

She's tired,

she's had a long day.

Why are you taking

off her shoes?

So she'll be comfortable.

I mean, I don't like...

Do you like sleeping

in your shoes?

- No.

- Okay, makes sense.

So go ahead. You can let

yourself out right now.

- And...

- -I don't know if that's a good idea.

Oh, I think it's a great idea.

Um, Suzanna?

- What, dude?

- -Suzanna, can you hear me?

Hey, quiet down

a little bit, okay?

What do you need?

What's your angle?

What's your angle?

I mean, do you need

to participate?

Do you wanna... do you wanna

shoot this sh*t?

What do you want?

I'm usually my own camera guy.

I kinda set up my own tripod.

That's kinda my thing.

But, um, you know,

if you wanna put a camera on me

to get this transaction rolling

I can work with it,

I'm not gonna make you

any promises, okay?

But if that's what you need...

Let me know.

I am so...

How long was I asleep for?

For like an hour.

What?

Why are my feet so slippery?

Somebody put lotion on my feet?

You left me on the couch with...

With this sex addict?

You can't just leave me alone

in his lair.

Did you not see the things

that are around?

There's an axe on the table.

- I don't care...

- Hey!

Hey, I made omelets,

do you guys want omelets?

- No, we're fine, thank you.

- You don't want omelets?

I'm really super full...

From the juice.

- Okay, you want any more?

- No.

Hi, I'm Mary Carey,

former adult film star

and politician.

When I was 12,

I was jacking off to you.

I don't know if that's possible.

- Um, I would've voted for you...

- How old are you?

Umm, I mean, how old do I look?

Hmmm, I'm gonna go with 47.

I have a Benjamin button

thing going.

- 47 -do you think porn

desensitizes men?

Um, I do think porn

desensitizes men,

based off guys I've dated.

So you do...

You, being a former porn star,

you do take responsibility

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