The Sex Addict Page #3

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Are we gonna be adults?

- Are we gonna be professional adults?

- I'm trying to be. I'm trying.

You are not trying to do anything

right now other than annoy me.

I really am. No...

Can you do me a favor

and please state your name

and your addiction

into the camera?

Rex... look, I know that you're

under a lot of emotional stress

right now and this is difficult for you,

but you're gonna have to get through it.

If we're gonna make it out of

this ten days alive,

you're gonna need to start.

Do this now.

We will continue tomorrow.

- I'm Rex. I'm a sex addict.

- Oh, my god.

And I will fulfill

Suzanna Murphy's destiny.

Call me tomorrow

when you can be an adult.

God, I hate you.

See you at 1:
00.

All right, guys, so, you know,

I'm kinda particular

about my space,

so, just be mindful

of the environment.

I like... I kinda like my things

set as they are...

Okay, we won't touch anything.

How can I see...

How do I really... you know,

you know,

this small little place,

this is my Jergens right there.

Gotta have some Jergens.

- I think I use the same one.

- It's fun, it's fun.

- A bong, guy, right there.

- Please, do not smoke anything.

Do you need one?

I feel like she needs one.

- I think nobody needs any of

the pot right not. -Well.

- I'm digitizing my f***ing porn.

- Okay.

- This is little Jabari's fun

little toy right here. -Great.

So, this is little Jabari.

He keeps the house

nice and neat while I'm gone

and I much prefer him

to my old Weiner dog, Stevie.

Don't you, Jabari?

Don't you?

I'm actually really thirsty.

Okay, yeah, help yourself.

- If you want anything, guy,

- okay.

- Then grab something.

- Guy?

- Okay.

- That's fine, So...

So, why did you decide

to do a...

You know, a dissertation

on sex addiction,

the recidivism rate?

Just what I wanted to do.

It's gotta be some basis,

some curiosity...

I don't think we need

to talk about me.

- This is about you, Rex.

- Was mom running around town?

Is that what mother was doing?

- What was the mother reference about?

- Papa?

- Where's papa?

- No one calls them that.

It's hot in here.

Getting tired.

Why don't you

come sit over here?

Like,

God. Ow.

Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, come...

I got you. I got you.

Suzanna, I'm gonna

go to the bathroom

- before we do this.

- That's a good idea.

Good timing, guy.

The juice

would wake me up, but...

- The juice?

- The sugar.

Mmm, I don't rec...

Oh.

The juice.

So, this is my drink.

It's called seduce juice.

I've been trying to patent it

for the last year and a half.

They are giving me difficulties

saying it's pretty much

a mix of nyquil and Kool-aid.

It's not 100% accurate, though.

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