The Sex Addict
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- 2017
- 96 min
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- Hey Rex! -It's me, your
buddy, Horatio Sanz.
This is Ken Davitian,
your... brothel buddy.
- It's Bryan Callen.
- I heard what happened.
- I heard about your accident.
- I'm sorry it happened.
I've been working
on making amends.
- And it's bumming me out, man.
- I don't know what to say.
Go f*ck yourself,
you piece of shit prick.
I hope you die
and I hope you die slowly,
preferably of a horrible
disease in your face.
What doesn't kill you,
makes you harder.
All right?
High-five that.
But better it happened
to you than me.
Because you, f*ck face,
piece of shit prick
that you are...
- I love you.
- You f*cked my girl.
Then I hope you get help.
to the therapist.
And you know what?
I am having a ball.
I have unleashed the beast.
I was taking a pee
and it started to burn
what I did have was gonorrhea.
I met somebody
in San Bernardino.
Anal's only $200.
So, how can you beat that?
And guess who gave
it to my girlfriend?
You did,
you piece of cunt f*ck shit.
When you get out of this
and you get better,
we're gonna take our tour,
Tijuana down to Portland.
I'm moving out of this house...
And I'm gonna get you back some day.
F*ck you.
What? I'm coming, I'm coming.
No, I'm not "coming",
I'm coming.
I'm going.
Another high-five.
All right, buddy,
take care of yourself.
Hi, I'm Suzanna Murphy
and this is my dissertation
on sexual addiction.
- We own you, we own you.
- Turn around.
- Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm studying to become
a sex therapist.
I'm studying sex psychology
and the focus
of this dissertation
is to objectively document
a sufferer of sexual addiction
for the next ten days.
In order to do so, we sent out
an ad via Craigslist,
received hundreds of applicants.
There was a $3,000 incentive
for the subject to participate
in this dissertation
and we have gone through a few follow-up
phone calls, some questionnaires.
I think we finally
have chosen our subject.
So, we're gonna go down
the street to the coffee shop,
meet with them, I'm gonna
bring my cameraman along
just in case, as a precaution...
It is somebody
with sex addiction,
we wanna make sure
we're careful.
I also... more precautions...
Have my rape whistle.
Haven't had to use it yet,
so fingers crossed.
Also I made sure I didn't, um,
ladyscape underneath
the armpits,
didn't shave for
make it unrapey down there.
Also, I can fake a lazy eye
that I found out
at a party one time in college,
to make myself more unattractive
to potential predators.
So, we're gonna go down there
now, meet with our subject
and get started, so, here we go.
Okay, so here we are
on Suzanna Murphy's dissertation
on sex addiction.
Right now, we're gonna go
meet my cameraman,
and it looks like
he's right over here.
- Hello! Good, how are you?
- Hey, how are you doing?
- You got the camera going, huh?
- Yeah. Can you do me a favor?
- Just introduce yourself before us here.
- Sure, sure.
- My name is Roger,
I'm gonna be your camera guy...
- That was weird.
- I guess someone's beeping, huh?
- Okay, I'm gonna give this over to you.
- All right.
Perfect.
All right, you ready?
Yeah, we're meeting him in here?
Yeah.
Um, we're gonna go meet Rex.
He's our subject
for the dissertation.
I've only been taking
to him via e-mail so...
So it's almost like
- Um, thanks again for being here.
- No problem.
Okay... um...
Why don't you post up
right over here?
I think that'll be good.
Jeez.
Okay...
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