The Sex Addict Page #6

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extra people out of here.

- It's a fire hazard, it's a work hazard.

- Sir, really?

If you wanna go back

to the homeland, keep it up.

I'll send your ass

back there. Work.

The homeland? Where does

he think you're from?

That had racial overtones,

did it not?

Yeah, it was a little weird...

Let's celebrate diversity,

why are we picking

on each other here?

Except for her. Socialism,

let's work to eliminate that.

Hey, Diego,

you're done with her?

- Yeah, I'm done. -Okay, cool.

So what I need from you, sir,

I need you to to get me

a partition right here.

So that I no longer

see her face.

- Okay, any color?

- That's maintenance.

Diego, you don't need to worry

about that, darling.

Well, go ahead and give

maintenance a call for me.

I appreciate that.

Thank you.

- He seems like a good guy.

- He is a good guy.

Her, not so much.

Okay, all right,

do we have written...

Authorization to be here?

Because I don't think

I have any, anywhere.

We have the verbal authorization

and you know what,

in this country,

the court of law, the verbal is just as

good. You can make verbal contracts.

I'm not really fussed about this

country and its verbal crap.

Okay, I need you to get out now.

Can we just stop the

socialist accent for a second?

I just need you to get out.

Yeah, well, I'll see you guys

back at the apartment. I'm sorry.

- Off you go.

- -You see what I'm dealing with here.

It's open.

- Hey. Is Rex home?

- Hello.

No, he's on his way

home from work.

You look really familiar.

Do I know you?

No.

Aren't you the kid that tried to

tell me you were Rex the other day?

Is that where I know you from?

It was so long ago.

I couldn't even remember.

It was yesterday.

Anyways, he'll be home

any moment.

Okay, um...

Well, do you have a second?

I can talk to you.

Okay.

- Are you getting this?

- Yeah.

What are you working on?

Oh, this... all these tapes,

this is Rex's sex box...

- Oh.

- With tapes.

Um, these are all the women

he's filmed having sex with.

I'm just going through,

I'm labeling them.

- They're all on VHS? -Yeah.

He's not really up to date.

He's not the smartest

or the brightest.

So my job, I'm taking everything

off VHS, running through it,

checking it over and I'm putting

it digitally on a hard drive.

And then I'm labeling it.

See this one?

"Squirting cum fart."

That's a completely

different category

then just "squirting"

and "cum fart."

It's "squirting cum fart"

all in one.

One hard drive.

- See where I'm going?

- Yeah.

- A lot of organization going on.

- Sure.

Could you print up

a label for me?

Yeah, what is this one

gonna say?

"Dick knocker."

- That's d-i-c...

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