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best oscars ever, says everyone

except entertainment weekly

ladies and gentlemen,

last year's Oscar winner for

actress in a supporting role,

octavia Spencer.

The five actors nominated for

actor in a supporting role

have been nominated a combined

a combined 21 times for academy awards.

And each has won at

least once before.

Now, I'm no expert.

Having been here on this stage

for the first time last year,

but in my opinion,

this may be one of the most

impressive field of actors

to share this category.

Here are the nominees for

actor in a supporting role.

Alan arkin, "argo. "

Want to set up a movie.

You want to lie to Hollywood.

A town where everybody

lies for a living.

Then you going to sneak

that wants CIA blood on

their breakfast cereal

and walk the Brady bunch out of

the most watched city in the world.

Robert de niro,

"silver linings playbook. "

- I want to you watch the game with me.

- I do but this is...

I'm not superstition.

That's a small thing I do.

If I make a lot of money what is

the difference if I do this or that?

That? A small thing.

Hey, you see that?

You're meant to be here.

This is special.

Everything happens for a reason.

Philip Seymour Hoffman, "the master. "

What scares you so much about

traveling into the past, sir?

I'm not... - are you afraid

we might discover our pasts

have been reshapen,

perverted

and perhaps what we think

we know of this world

is false information?

Tommy Lee Jones, "Lincoln. "

Even you .

Long before today even

worthless unworthy you

ought to be treated

equally before the law.

Christoph waltz,

"django unchained. "

I showed that

to the authorities

proving that indeed

have killed him

at which point the authorities

pay me the bounty.

So like slavery it's a

flesh for cash business.

And the Oscar goes to...

christoph waltz, "django unchained. "

This is the second academy award

and second nomination for christoph waltz.

He took home his first

Oscar in the same

category for his role in

"inglourious basterds. "

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Mr. de niro, Mr. arkin,

Mr. Hoffman and Mr. Jones... at my...

My unlimited gratitude goes

to Dr. king Schultz.

That is, of course,

to his creator and the creator of his

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