The Oscars Page #3
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2013
- 215 min
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# so any time you're feeling low #
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# whoops, there goes #
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# ker-plop #
all right.
That did it.
That had to have done it.
What does the headline say now?
Seth macfarlane proves to be mediocre host.
It helped but still not enough.
Seth macfarlane proves to
be mediocre host.
That's actually the best
review I've ever gotten
take that if that's okay.
Are you sure you want to be the
first Oscar host to get a bad review?
Fine, fine, what else do I
do that screws up the show?
Well, you're incredibly disrespectful
to one of the evening's
most prestigious nominees,
look at what happens
in the green room.
Hey, how's it going?
- Oh, my God.
- Isn't this cool? "Flying nun. "
You know who is a fan of the
"flying nun" in this room?
This guy.
- Really?
- Me.
That's great. Thanks a lot.
- I saw "Lincoln. "
- Oh. Thanks.
I wasn't complimenting you.
I was just saying I saw the movie.
Oh.
You know, when I was a kid I used
to watch "the flying nun" on TV
and I got to tell you I'm not
ashamed to say, you were so hot.
Wow. That's very nice
of you to say that.
And "gidget" you as gidget, so hot.
Don't you have to get back
on stage or something?
No, Adele is out there screaming her
song at everybody. I'm fine. I'm good.
Something about the nun, man,
there's something about
the nun, I don't know
whether it's cause
it's forbidden fruit,
so ridiculously hot.
This is making me uncomfortable.
What are you doing in about 61/2
hours after the show is over.
I'm going to go to
a party or something.
Great. I'm in. C*nt me in, man.
Fire up the transam.
I can't go anywhere.
I'm nop natured.
You have to go
back out there.
You know they're gonna
gove it to Anne Hathaway.
Let's... Lets's go.
Yes, but out of respect,
I think I have to...
Look, I got a bottle of
wine and some Boniva.
We'll have a great time.
- Give to it Ally.
- They're not gonna give it to Ally.
- Amy.
- I don't kow who that is.
- Jacki.
- No.
- They're gonna give it to Anne.
- Yeah.
I went home with Sally field.
That's awesome.
No, no, it's not.
Sally was supposed to win.
She wasn't there to get the award.
What happened?
Amy Adams ran up and grabbed it.
- She did?
- Yeah.
They tried to take it from
her and she bit a guy.
- Oh, my God.
- Blood all... look, you're almost there.
You got to give them
a big showstopper.
Make your audience feel
welcome and then start the show.
Okay. All right.
I think I got it.
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