
The Oscars
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2013
- 215 min
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Live from the Dolby Theater
at Hollywood And Highland, it's the oscars.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome your host, Seth macfarlane.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the oscars.
And the quest to make
Tommy Lee Jones laugh begins now.
There we go.
I honestly cannot believe I'm here.
There's a billion people watching.
That's insane. I'm hosting the oscars.
An honor that everyone else said no,
it really is.
When whoopi to Ron Jeremy.
Now, tonight for the first time
the oscars have a theme.
We will be celebrating music in film and
have a lot of great surprises coming up.
But first and foremost, a lot of great
films this year, a lot of great films.
"Argo," who saw "Argo," right?
Great movie.
"Argo" tells the previously
classified story
about an American hostage rescue
in post-revolutionary Iran.
The story was so top secret that the film's
director is unknown to the academy.
They know they screwed up.
It's not your fault.
You know, 2012 was a great year for movies.
Hollywood shattered box office records
with $10.8 billion in domestic sales,
in fact, studio accountants
have never had to
work harder to prove
nothing made a profit.
Now, theoing to be a big night
for some of you people
because as we all know
winning an Oscar guarantees
a long successful career in the industry.
You're ahead of me on this.
Look at last year, Jean dujardin
won best actor for "the artist. "
Now he's everywhere.
I'm kidding, of course, his is actually
a tragic age-old Hollywood story.
It couldn't make it in the talkies.
And it's a big night for foreign films.
"Amour" is nominated.
Right?
Or as I call it "this is 90"
and some Hollywood royalty.
Some Hollywood royalty.
Roman coppola nominated
for best screenplay for "moonrise kingdom. "
He is the sixth member of the coppola
family to receive a nomination.
Now, that's got to be a fun house
to grow up in, right?
Mom, I got an "a" in Spanish.
Oh really, literally everyone
you're related to has an Oscar.
Daniel day-Lewis is here, of course.
Daniel, your process fascinates me.
Now, you were totally 100% in character
as Lincoln 24/7 during the movie.
That's what I read, like,
You stayed in character all day every day
so like if you saw a cell phone,
would you have to be like,
oh, my God, what's that?
Like if you bumped into don cheadle
on the studio lot did you try to free him?
I mean, how - how deep does your method go?
"Django unchained,"
now, that was an intense film.
Right.
This is the story of a man
fighting to get back his woman
who has been subjected
to unthinkable violence
call it, a date movie.
Ooh, no. No, that's what
That's as bad as it gets
if it makes you feel better.
It's not as bad as it gets really.
A lot of controversy,
a lot of controversy over the multiple
uses of the "n" word in the film.
I'm told apparently the
screenplay is loosely based
on Mel Gibson's voice mails?
Is taht... Is that...
Right?
Oh, so you're on his side?
Okay. I'm told it's actually okay
for Quentin Tarantino to use that word
because he thinks he's black.
Jennifer Lawrence has a great attitude
about this whole thing.
This is a charming, talented woman.
I was talking to her backstage.
She told me whether she wins or loses
it's just an honor
that meryl streep wasn't nominated.
As I said,
tonight's ceremony is being watched
by close to a billion people worldwide,
which is why Jodie foster will be up here
in a bit to ask for her privacy.
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