The Oscars Page #5

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awe-inspiring world, Quentin Tarantino.

And I thank Jamie foxx

and Lee yee dicaprio,

Sam Jackson and

kerry Washington.

I thank Harvey weinstein

and Amy paschal, Stacey

sher, Reginald hudlin

and sill lahr savone,

Adam schweitzer and Lisa costello and Jeff

and bill, my friends, who saved my neck.

We've participated in a hero's journey,

the hero here being Quentin,

you scaled the Mountain

because you're not afraid of it.

You slay the dragon because

you're not afraid of it,

and you cross through fire

because it's worth it.

I borrowed my character's words.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Thank you.

We'll be right back with Paul rudd,

Melissa Melissa, Reese Witherspoon

and five members of "the avengers"

cast when the oscars return on abc.

Welcome back to "the oscars"

he is the star of "this is 40"

and she's the scarf "identity thief. "

See if you can tell them apart,

Paul ruud and Melissa Melissa.

An actor's... voice.

An actor's... voice.

A Camille yoon.

From that lone voice a

thousand characters can emerge.

Emerge!

For example,

I'm a robot named ping

and I just want to learn how to swim.

- Wow. Wow.

- Thanks.

Where's Paul ruud? I dont know.

Don't hurt me, bear, I'm just an

inner city mouse with a lisp.

- Really incredible.

- How did you do that?

I don't know.

So you began a lot of animation work?

No. Actually, no.

I changed my... an e-mail

so I'm figuring it's, you know, it's

all going to compiling in.

- When they figure it out and stuff.

- Yeah.

You probably are... - oh, no, no,

my phone has been acting all weird.

Like a tower change..

Maybe. It could be a tower change.

You never know.

- With all this technology, the phones...

- What?

Here are the nominees for the

best animated short film.

"Adam and dog," minkyu Lee.

"Fresh guacamole," pes.

"Head over heels," Timothy reckart and

fodhla cronin O'Reilly.

"Maggie Simpson in 'the longest

daycare, '" David silverman.

"Paperman," John kahrs.

And the Oscar goes to...

"paperman," John kahrs.

This is the first academy

award and nomination for John kahrs.

Thanks to the academy,

especially this year they got

the shorts out to all the nominees.

To everyone at Disney.

Particularly John lassiter and Andrew who

have been great at revitalizing the studio

to Christina Reed, my producer, the cast

and crew and everyone who helped on it.

They made it so much better

than I could ever hope.

To my wife, the amazing

Jenny rim and to my kids,

Ben and Johnny, I'll

see you tonight. Bye.

And here are the nominees for

the best animate ed feature film.

"Brave," directed by

mark Andrews and Brenda Chapman.

"Frankenweenie," directed by Tim Burton.

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