The Naked Gun 2 and a Half: The Smell of Fear Page #4

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Sometimes I think about you and Edna,

and I envy you,

because you've had the same person

every day for over 30 years.

You wake up with her,

eat with her, sleep with her...

You make love to the same woman.

You spend every possible

waking moment together,

while I'm out with 20-year-olds who

just want to have fun and cheap sex.

Girls who can't say no,

who can't get enough.

"More, more, more! It's your turn now

to wear the handcuffs."

I just want to love, Ed.

I'm sure you'll find love.

- I already have one.

- It's from the lady.

Go to her, Frank. Go on!

I'll see you in the morning.

- Excuse me.

- Pardon me.

Sorry.

This isn't easy to say.

I'm lonely, I'm lost.

I need someone to hold, to love.

Frank!

Over here.

Well...

- What are you doing here?

- I called your hotel, got no answer.

Then I tried the station house.

I thought maybe you'd be here.

- Good evening, Sam.

- Mr. Drebin. Jane.

Always nice to see nice people.

Sam, play our song.

Just one more time.

Of course.

Ding dong, the witch is dead

Which old witch? The wicked witch...

Sam. That's enough.

Play the other one, please.

You can't let old hurts die, can you?

You walk out of my life,

no explanation...

- Didn't you get the letters?

- Every one of them.

I didn't open them.

I tore them up and threw them in the fire.

So you didn't get the cheque for $75,000

that your uncle left you in his will?

Why are you here?

I remembered something

about the crime.

Outside the window, I saw

a red van parked across the street.

Red van?

Thank you, that'll be very helpful.

You've said your piece,

you can go now, right?

That's not my only reason

for being here.

- I want us to be friends.

- Sure, friends...

I bet if I dusted you for prints,

they'd be your lover Quentin's.

You!

I see a certain kitten

still knows how to scratch.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

We're no good together.

All you ever lived for was police work.

You were always busy

saving the "end zone" layer.

Ozone layer!

Frank, you never tried to understand.

How can you say that,

when I sank every penny into buying

1,000 acres of Brazilian rainforest.

Then I had it slashed

so we could build our dream house.

Frank! How could you be so insensitive?

Insensitive? You think it's easy

displacing an entire tribe?

- You try it sometime.

- I'd better go. This was a mistake.

I don't know why I came here.

I was hoping that you'd have someone.

I'm single. I love being single!

I haven't had this much sex

since I was a boy scout leader!

I mean, at the time,

I was dating a lot.

- I told you the bombing wouldn't work.

- We had no choice.

Look at this headline.

"President to give Meinheimer

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