The Naked Gun 2 and a Half: The Smell of Fear Page #5

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blank cheque at Press Club Dinner."

That speech is in two days.

- Don't you think I know that?

- We all know that.

Gentlemen, gentlemen...

I know that you're all worried,

and I agree.

There's plenty to be worried about.

Like this solar power plant, already

operational outside Los Angeles.

Photovoltaic cells.

They convert sunlight

directly into electricity.

Fluorescents. Last ten times as long

as a conventional light-bulb.

Uses only a quarter of the power.

Superwindows. They insulate

as well as ten sheets of glass.

An electric car,

partially powered by solar panels.

But the truth is, gentlemen,

that I'm not worried about

any of these things.

Because no one is ever

going to know about them.

- What about Meinheimer and his report?

- He's going to tell the President.

Good question.

Why don't we just ask him?

- That's kidnapping!

- Good heavens!

- What about his speech on Tuesday?

- Dr. Meinheimer will deliver his speech.

It is my view that we must rely on

coal, oil and nuclear energy.

Our Dr. Meinheimer.

- Oh, my God!

- That's incredible!

Meet Earl Hacker,

former arts consultant to Jesse Helms.

As I explained to Mr. Hapsburg,

my fee is one million dollars,

and, might I add,

I'm worth every penny of it.

But you gentlemen

don't have any choice.

Do you?

After a good night's sleep,

I headed back to police headquarters.

I figured that if I buried myself

in police work,

I could forget about Jane

and maybe in the process

catch a vicious killer

before he struck again.

So far we had few clues

and no real leads.

I was hoping that the lab boys

had come up with something.

Shut it off!

- Take it easy.

- Say your prayers.

- Nice work.

- What?

Can you show us the results

from the Research Institute?

We weren't able to get

any clean fingerprints,

but we did find footprints

outside the Institute.

We made plaster casts of them.

A size 91/2 D.

We're running a trace on it.

But more interesting...

We also found this dinosaur footprint.

- A major find from the Paleolithic era.

- Anything else?

Yes, 20 feet down we discovered

ancient timbers from Noah's Ark.

About the case...

I'll be leaving for Boston tomorrow

where I'll deliver a major address

to the American Archaeological Society.

And I'm booked on Geraldo next week.

You're going on Geraldo

because of this?

No, my wife is a transsexual

Satan worshipper.

Meanwhile, we'll be continuing

fingerprint analysis,

fiber checks,

DNA breakdown and hair samples.

Then, using the microscopic dirt particles

on this footprint,

we'll get a geological breakdown

of the entire city.

- We may not have that kind of time.

- Then maybe this will help.

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