The Naked Gun 2 and a Half: The Smell of Fear
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and the former Mrs. Eastern.
William and Mrs. Breslow.
The honorable Nelson
and Mrs. Winnie Mandela.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President
of the United States and Mrs. Bush.
Here's everybody on the list, Barb.
Hi, Peter. They let you
out of the office early today.
Jack, glad you could make it.
Hi. Get rid of the beard.
I don't like that, too liberal.
Hi, Frank. Trudy.
Hi, Peter. Glad you could make it.
I like your suit.
Thank you very much. Dr. Meinheimer,
I'm glad you could make it.
hearing your speech.
I'm sure it's a wonderful,
well thought-out piece of work.
Ah, here she is. Dear.
Have you met Dr. Meinheimer formally?
Great Lady down!
Repeat, Great Lady down!
- What happened?
- Easy, watch the table!
- How are you, dear?
- I'm OK, I'm fine.
Good. Please be seated.
Welcome. I'm glad you could all come.
I'm pleased that we have so many
distinguished guests tonight.
This week we are celebrating
Law Enforcement Week
all across the country.
So I'd like to turn the proceedings over
to our own
Washington DC Police Commissioner,
Captain Annabelle Brumford.
I would like to introduce
a most distinguished American.
This week he is being honored
for his 1,000th drug dealer killed.
Please welcome Lieutenant
In all honesty,
the last two I backed over with my car.
Luckily, they were drug dealers.
Thank you, Commissioner Brumford.
Now I'd like to call on my Chief of Staff,
Mr. John Sununu,
to introduce some special guests.
Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I'm
extremely proud to welcome
from the nation's energy suppliers.
First, representing the oil industry,
head of the Society of Petroleum Industry
Leaders, better known as SPIL,
Mr. Terence Baggett.
From the coal industry, Chairman of
the Society for More Coal Energy,
Mr. Donald Fenzwick.
From the nuclear industry,
President of the Key Atomic
Benefits Office Of Mankind, KABOOM,
Mr. Arthur Dunwell.
As you know, for the past three years,
this administration has been trying to
formulate a National Energy Policy
that will have a lasting impact
on the way we live
for the next decade and beyond.
To make sure
that we choose the right path,
the President has appointed
as his top advisor in this area,
Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer.
As I'm sure you're aware,
his reputation in this field is without peer,
and Dr. Meinheimer
will present his recommendations
to the Annual National Press Club
Dinner this Tuesday evening.
I want all of you here
to be the first to know
that I've decided to base my
administration's entire energy policy
on Dr. Meinheimer's recommendations.
This issue is too important to be left to
politicians or special interests to decide.
We need an independent and informed
source on which to base future actions,
and Dr. Meinheimer
is the recognized expert in this field.
Mr. President, if I may say so,
I do hope that Dr. Meinheimer
won't be influenced...
...influenced by any of the so-called
Well, we're all aware of
Dr. Meinheimer's reputation.
He is best qualified
to explain his research methods.
- Dr. Meinheimer.
- Great Lady down again.
This happens every f***ing time
when I go shopping!
- Dr. Meinheimer.
- You're back early.
- And you're here late.
Surely, a lovely woman like you
can think of something better to do
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