The Naked Gun 2 and a Half: The Smell of Fear Page #3

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I gave the sketch artist a description.

Eh... Ed!

That'll be all, McTigue.

We should get that other artist. The one

that never dates and lives with two guys.

Right. Sorenson!

I'd like to see the rest of the Institute,

if you don't mind?

Of course.

We should start with the research area.

That's a good idea. It's right this way.

What can you tell me

about the man you saw last night?

- He's Caucasian.

- Caucasian?

Yeah. You know, white guy.

With a moustache, about 6 foot 3.

An awfully big moustache.

What's this all about?

This is our research laboratory.

Experiments are temperature-controlled

by the machinery below.

Our scientists have spent years on them

and are just now making breakthroughs.

Today, we'll join two compounds...

Oh, my God!

Thank heavens the bomb

didn't damage the research area.

Yes, but I can't understand

who'd do such a thing.

Jane, I think you

ought to know something.

- Jane, darling!

- Quentin!

Jane, are you all right?

I was so worried about you.

I'm really OK, but I'm glad you're here.

I'm sorry! Frank, this is Quentin

Hapsburg of the Hexagon Oil Company.

- Pleased to meet you, Mr...

- Drebin. Frank Drebin.

I believe I've used

some of your restrooms.

I'm... sure you have.

- Are you connected with the Institute?

- Not officially.

But Jane and I have seen

quite a lot of each other lately.

How is my little hell-cat?

Well, that's great. I've been dating, too.

Nice girl, an author.

Wrote the book on male sexual

dysfunction. You've probably read it.

- I beg your pardon?

- Please...

I'm sure we can

handle the situation maturely,

just like the responsible adults

that we are.

Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

- That does it!

- Frank!

Quentin, maybe you should excuse us.

Anything you wish, my darling.

Until tonight, then...

I'm feeling blue

Just thinking of you

I get out of bed

Wish I was dead

And I hope you do, too

So I've given up

I've thrown in the towel

I've taken all the pills

The law will allow

And so I'm feeling blue

- Sir?

- Give me the strongest thing you've got.

- On second thoughts, a Black Russian.

- Very well, sir.

I guess Im just

Screwed

Frank. I thought I'd find you here.

Ed, sit down.

Pull up a memory or two.

You left before I could talk to you.

Is it just my imagination

or is the whole world crazy?

No, it's just a small percentage

of the population, Frank.

I hope you're right. It's just that

I don't know if I fit in any more.

You're still thinking about Jane,

aren't you?

She's part of my life, Ed. Always will be.

I think about her constantly.

But it's done.

When she said, "Get out of my life

forever," I knew it was over.

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