The Movie Out Here Page #8

I love you, daddy.

I love you, too.

Let's go, sh*t-Smoothie.

We got a wax shop to f***.

Let's go!

F***...

dad loves me.

Well...

if it isn't the two testicles.

No point on wasting your time

With your little party.

You need a permit,

Which I presume you don't have,

Because you're a f***ing moron.

Wow.

Don't you have

anything better to do?

Listen to me, douchenozzle.

It takes two weeks

to get a permit,

So you're f***ing little

waxopolis fundraiser

Isn't going to happen.

Looks like you two

will just have to stay here,

And wax each other off.

Whatever.

We're going to try to fast-Track

the permit anyway.

Funny one, cum-Plow.

You think the permit office

is even going to give a care

About your bullshit

legal ass-Puking?

No, you need a permit.

No permit, no f***ing party.

You're in fernie now, Dorothy.

F*** you guys later.

Get to stepping, slingblade.

Oh... whoa.

This is going to be

a walk in the park, man.

I will not only get the permit,

I will have her at the party

With six of

her hottest friends,

And nobody will be

wearing drawers.

You really need to work

on your confidence.

Mm.

What can I say, man?

31 years old,

Hottest girl

in community college.

Always thought her life

would add up to more

Than just being a paper pusher.

Dated the quarterback

Till he knocked up

her best friend.

Nice hair,

tasteful make-Up,

Probably went to beauty school,

Worked as a stylist

till her hours got cut back.

Push-Up bra,

So you know she keeps trying,

Even though there's nobody

in this joint to try for.

Keeps getting hit on

by chip over there,

And he keeps emailing her

pictures of his penis.

And she's starting to wonder

If maybe that's

the best she can do.

She needs out of this town,

and I'm here to rescue her.

I'm like king Arthur,

And my dick is Excalibur.

Okay, I got to go

register this.

Yeah. Yeah...

I work alone.

Hi.

I'm here to file

the magnadeuce injunction.

Hi, Clare.

You've been

impossible to reach.

Are you screening my calls?

We spoke earlier today.

Oh, so now I'm nagging you?

I never said that.

I've been busy.

So partying with

your loser friends is tiring?

Cool down, Clare.

Cool down?

I am so f***ing cool,

I'm f***ing

menstruating ice cubes!

Is that cool enough for you?

Are you okay?

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Could you just send me

the list for the dj?

That would be great.

Uh. Okay.

Thanks. Love you. Bye.

Bye.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Michael ain't dead.

Whoo!

Mm! Unh!

So...

this sasquatch attack

All took place in

your kitchen, correct?

Yes. That's correct.

Okay, I just want to go over

How it all went down.

Fresh, you stand over there

and be sasquatch.

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