The Movie Out Here Page #7

But not until 5:
00 P.M.

Oh, well, you should

be fine, then.

Jesus Christ, how are you

so unfazed by this, Theo?

Something will happen.

It's karma,

the law of the universe.

Look, I would help out,

But all my money's tied up

in a condo down-Payment.

Yeah, and I would

help, too, but...

actually, no, I wouldn't

help you, brah.

You're a bit

of a f***-Up, man.

Sorry.

What are you gonna do

if you lose the place?

I guess I'll live off the land,

And on the charity

of my fellow brethren.

That's a great strategy.

The hobo who lives in

the dumpster behind my office

Has the same business model.

Hey.

Why don't we have

the mother of all parties

And trash the place?

That's not a bad idea,

Except...

let's not

trash the place, right?

We'll just have

the mother of all parties.

20 bucks a head.

Or more.

Cash bar.

I think we can cover the debt.

Worst case scenario,

Boatloads of women,

And we have a licence

to print vagina.

What?

Don't worry about it.

Okay, look, I think

we have a good plan.

Mm-Hmm.

This could work.

Yeah!

I thought you were doing

some kung fu or something.

No.

Check it out, dudes.

Well,

That's real cool.

I really like

The guitar-Toting

snowboarding Jesus.

Hey, Theo,

I'm sorry to interrupt,

I have this, um, "situation."

Look at this.

It's ridiculous!

And I have a date tonight.

What happened?

I kind of like it.

Are you kidding me?

It looks like a Viking

is eating a tulip.

How did this happen?

This isn't my wax job,

it's barbaric.

It looks like you have

buckwheat in a leglock.

I feel like there's an ewok

Trying to sell a bearskin rug

to my labia.

You know what,

You're being a little

hard on yourself.

That's very European.

Tres au naturel.

It's more like an old man

choking on a Persian cat.

Or like sasquatch trying

to play a small accordion.

I'll see what I can do.

Why don't you head

into the back, and... Wow.

We'll figure it out.

Guys, this, um,

might take a while.

Yeah, yeah.

Go.

She must do kegels.

Vick wins!

What!

Daddy, it's Mick.

Yeah, I know it's you, dickwad.

Make it quick.

I'm with an investor.

Waxopolis.

It's not a done deal.

What?

You'd better be joking,

shitweasel,

Because not only

Is that property

crucial to my hotel plan,

It's the next step

In paving over

that backward f***ing town

And creating

a real development!

Yeah, but...

Theo and his friends

Are throwing some lame

fundraising party

To make the payment.

Well, then, ass-Monkey,

I guess somebody

has to make sure

He doesn't throw that party!

I'll stop the party, daddy.

I got to go.

Say hi to that useless

dipshit brother of yours.

Barry!

Dad says he hates you.

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