The Movie Out Here

Synopsis: Adam (Robin Nielsen) works as a junior associate for a large Toronto law firm. When a business trip takes him to his hometown of Fernie, he reunites with his old friends, Jason (Viv Leacock) and Theo (James Wallis). Adam gets more than he bargained for when he finds out that, due to a series of terrible business decisions, Theo's ski waxing business "Waxopolis" is in serious financial trouble and at risk of being taken over by an evil developer. The three guys hatch a plan to throw a massive fundraising party to try and save the business. But, with the developer and his son on their back, party permit hassles, and a Sasquatch on the loose, will they be able to pull it off?
Genre: Comedy
90 min

# Someday you'll remember me

# And picture my face

# Someday you may smile at me

# And I'll walk away

# Yesterday I needed a buck

# Today I needed a bank

# But I know

who was always there #

# It's me that I had to thank

# And I wanna say

# Picture my face

# Yeah, I gotta say

# Kiss my face

# Someday you'll remember me

# And picture my face

# Someday you may smile at me

# And I'll walk away

# Yesterday I needed love

# Today I need some hate

# But I know who

was always there #

# Now, baby, it's too late

# And I wanna say

# Picture my face

# Yeah, I gotta say

# Well, kiss kiss my face #

Hey, Clare, what's up?

When are we going to actually

plan this wedding?

We have to get

this seating plan done.

Have you even looked at it?

Babe, I'm sorry,

I'm just really busy.

I feel like all of this

is falling on my shoulders.

I feel like your secretary.

You think that

you can just take off,

And everything is going to just

magically happen.

Honey, it's not a good time.

I can't talk, okay?

I hate

to break it to you, Adam,

But it just

doesn't work like that.

And you know what else

might come to a surprise

Is that there's actually

no little magical f***ing elves

That are going to make

the little seating chart

To make sure that

your perverted aunt

Doesn't end up sitting

on the face of my drunken uncle!

No! That falls on me, Adam.

That falls on me!

And you know what,

I am not an elf!

I'm not a f***in' elf!


I am not an elf.

I don't even give a f***!

But until then,

you need to help me out!

Okay. Okay, I promise you

I'll look at it, okay?


I love you.

I said I love you!

It's just,

not a great time to talk.

F***ing say it!

I love you.


I can't talk right now.

It's not a good time.

Well, call me back.

No excuses.


looks like you've really

jammed it up this time, Gary.

Hi, Edith.

Yeah, I can't seem to fit

my fingers in here.

It's really tight.


If I had a dime...

come here.

Come on, give mommy

some of the good stuff.

Well, if you're gonna

work it like that,

You've got to expect

a little extra attention.

I wasn't "working it," Edith.

You look like a man-Whore.

I'm just trying to get

some work done here.

What's going on with

that strip mall in Calgary?

Just some noise bylaw concerns.

From a strip mall?

Yeah, well they opened

a new T.L. Poppers restaurant,

And some other place called

"rub you long time,"

Some kind of massage parlour.

What's the world coming to

When you can't even get

cheese fries and a handjob

In the same place?

Got me.

Anyway, I should be able

to get it pushed through.

Might have to pay off

one of the city councilors.

Where the f*** are you going?

I have to go to the bathroom.

I think I've become

lactose intolerant.

Well, maybe if you ate

a little bit less,

You could control your bowels.

Now, what's going on with that

500-Unit hotel development

In fernie?

Well, we've had some resistance

from some of the locals,

But we found a way around

their zoning by-Law

By filing an injunction.

Now, that's my boy.

I want you to hand-Deliver

that injunction

To fernie city hall, asap.

No, Edith, come on.

You know I hate flying.

Sorry, Gary,

Does the seat cushion

irritate your p*ssy?

I have an ear infection.

I can't fly.

More like a yeast infection.

Fine, go get a pap smear.

I have a great obgyn.

He'll fist you

if you ask nicely.

Hey, why don't you send Adam

To file the injunction, huh?

He's from fernie.

I can't do it, man.

I'm busy.

I am not sending Adam

because it's your f***ing file,

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