The Movie Out Here Page #9

Ma'am, if you don't mind.

Let's go over this.

Now, you said you heard

a crash outside your door.

I come to the door

I see the creature.

I grab a broom, like so,

Then I kick him

in the balls like that.

Okay, but

before he accosted you,

Were you blocking

his sight-Line to the fridge.

No. I

distinctly remember

I took a step to the side

As the creature

grabbed my wrist,

And then I kicked him

in the balls, like so.

What's going on in here?

We were just going over

the sequence of events, sir.

Let's hear it.

We don't want to waste

your time.

I appreciate that,

But maybe a fresh

pair of eyes can help.

I was just saying

That the creature

grabbed my wrist,

And then I kicked him

in the balls,

Like this.

So, the sasquatch

had a clear sight-Line

To the fridge

that contained kokanee.

That's what I said.

What happened after

you kicked the sasquatch?

Oh, thank you.

Let me see...

I turned and fled.

Thanks for your time.

You can leave, ma'am.

I want to talk to you two.

Look, some musician called snow

Is arriving in town.

Fernie pd has no extra men

for security detail,

So you guys are it.

Aw, snow?

That's awesome.

You keep it professional.

You pick him up at the airport

And make sure no one

gets up in his grill,

You understand?

Of course, sir.

You guys better not

f*** this up.

Oh, Glacier?

Some of the evidence photos

from your girlfriend's camera

Got, uh, water damaged.

Could you get me

some duplicate copies?

Yeah, of course.

Great.

If you could blow

them up to 11 x 17,

That would be good.

I think he's really

warming up to us.

So did you ask her to beat it?

How did you know that?

That's funny.

Hello, colon cleansers.

I figured you would have

crawled out of town

Now that you can't have

your little par-Tay.

Show him, Theo.

Wait for it.

Where the f***

did you blood-Farts

Get a permit?

Let's just say

we have an "in."

Okay, boys,

This one's on me.

And later,

I'm going to be on you.

Mm... Ooh. Oh...

goodness.

Mama, mama, mama,

not in front of the kids.

Ooh.

Ah!

Will somebody please explain

this f***ing game to me?

Hello!

Hi, daddy.

Craziest thing happened today.

It's about the permit.

They got it.

Well, how the f***

did they get it?

I don't know.

I think one of Theo's friend's

seduced the permit guy.

Shut the f*** up!

We need to change course.

Now, my good friend

and musician, snow, is in town,

Looking at one of

my investment properties.

And?

Well, if you don't want

the fat guy

Sitting next to you on the bus,

You throw a pack of rolos

down the aisle.

Uh, I don't get it, daddy.

If you want to stop the dog

from licking its balls,

You've got to cover

your own balls in peanut butter!

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