The Love Section Page #5

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Michael, I told you

and I e-mailed you.

Ah, yeah,

but come on, Ali.

I told you, if there's

anything wrong, we can get

your purchase price lowered,

or get you credited

at closing.

(SIGHS) Ali.

Come on, man,

let me tell you something.

These inspections, man,

they cost like $250

and up!

Did you know that?

Yes, I know that.

And that's why I told you.

Otherwise, you end up

in your situation,

knee deep in sh*t.

You got that right!

Look, man, my wife's

coming through this door

in about

five minutes, and when this

smell hits her, she's gonna

hit me in the back

of the head.

You understand? I'm dead.

You hear me?

Look, Michael, I got someone

that's pretty good and cheap.

Let me e-mail him and

I'll hit you back.

Okay, now, cheap,

Ali, that's what

I'm looking for.

A little bit of help.

All right?

Can you handle that?

Get me a deal, bro, please.

Get me a deal.

No worries.

All right, I'll be plungering.

I'm gonna have toilet water

all in my eyes, ears and...

Oh!

Oh, damn! Can you hear me?

Not the phone!

I'm telling you, Joel,

never do business

with friends. Never.

Who are you

talking about?

Michael.

Oh, man, that's...

Except for me, because not

only am I your friend,

I'm your best friend.

Yeah, but with

your jacked up credit,

there's nothing

to worry about.

Whatever, man.

Look, apartments for life.

Shall we play chess?

All right, man.

I only got about an hour, man.

I gotta be at the club

at 7:
00.

You coming through tonight?

Yeah, we'll be there

about 8:
00.

You and wifey?

Wifey?

(IN JAMAICAN ACCENT)

Easy, selector, hold tight.

I'm saying, man,

y'all been going strong.

It's been like a couple

of weeks now, right?

Yeah, but Angela's

not feeling it.

She texted me

five times today.

Hmm, that's why she's

the side chick, you know.

But, what's up with Sandrine?

I mean, you catching feelings?

I wouldn't say all that.

I'm just giving her

a good look.

A good look, huh?

(LAUGHS)

(JUNIOR CRYING)

Okay, Junior, please stop

crying. Mommy's coming.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

Girl, where you at?

having a tantrum and

I'm trying to study.

All right, pops,

don't let that

young one get away!

Come on, she's

not that young.

Oh, what?

She was in the second grade

when we were seniors.

Whatever.

All right, man.

Get your ass locked up, man.

That girl is borderline

jailbait, yo.

You act like she's 12!

You met her kid yet?

No.

You hit it yet?

No.

You mow the lawn?

No.

Okay.

You all right?

Yeah, like I said.

I am just giving her

a good look.

Any tongue yet?

Yes! Now, can we please play?

All right. All right.

JOEL:
All right, man.

You ever saw that show

To Catch a Pervert?

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