The Love Section Page #6

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

JOEL:
Yo, don't you hate it

when your

best friend falls in love

and then he gives you, lik,

"the best friend time out"?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Best friends are like

a married couple,

you know what am saying?

It's like... You be like,

"Hey, man, I'm not been

feeling good about

"our situation, so I

wanna talk.

"We haven't been playing

chess like we used to.

"Like, I call you, it takes

you a minute to call me back,

"like what's

going on, where are we

"where are we at in our

relationship?

"It's ridiculous."

I love Roscoe's.

Yeah, you know. Gotta

love the Roscoe's, right?

Yeah, well, hold it good,

so it doesn't spill out.

You know what?

Joel is gonna kill me

for missing

the show tonight.

We can go by there,

could swing by Joel's.

Yeah?

But you're gonna

miss dessert.

Dessert?

Yes.

Joel will be all right.

Let's make moves.

You're funny.

Want me to hold it?

Yeah.

I have a way with a woman

And when we

converse sometimes

I can feel her smiling

She swears

I can read her mind

I have a way with a woman

She says I can do no wrog

She calls me her darling

She swears

I am the words to her sog

She says ooh I love him

She says ooh I need him

She says ooh I want him

She says I have

a way with her

Aw, is this your mom?

Yeah.

You guys close?

Yeah, we're pretty close.

And when she

lies with me...

Always tells me,

"I am going to disown you

"unless you give me

some grandkids."

I understand that.

Do you want kids?

Yeah.

I mean, with the right woman

at the right time, of course.

Um, I'm cooking

dinner tonight.

If you're not too busy,

you should come by.

Hmm, sounds good.

I guess I passed the test?

Sure did.

You know I can't just

be having random men

around my son.

I hear you, sweetie.

I will be there starving.

Good.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

You need to get that?

I have all I need right here.

Really?

Mmm-hmm.

Just you and I.

In the love section?

All day.

(VIDEO GAME GUNFIRE)

Hey, Junior.

Hey, Mom, do

you want to play?

You know I do, but first,

I want you to meet

my friend Ali.

Hey, there. How you

doing, Junior?

Put that down.

I am fine.

Yeah?

You like sports?

What you looking at me for?

You like football, right?

You can answer him.

What's your favorite

football team?

Me and my dad like

the Steelers.

I'm sorry.

Give that to him.

Oh, that's sweet, thank you.

That's really sweet.

I'll be right back.

All right. First impressions

are priceless.

SANDRINE:
Mmm-hmm.

Come on.

Okay, Junior, what do you

wanna say to Ali?

Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

Hey, can we play

the game sometime?

Okay.

Cool.

Now, it's time

for bed, okay?

You can play football

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