The Love Section

Synopsis: Ali (Lawrence Adisa), is a struggling real estate agent and ladies man who has never desired to commit to anyone or anything.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Ronnie Warner
100 min


It's Cinco de Mayo

out there.


Are you up?

Hey, Lisa, uh, I just wantd

to say...

The name's Angela, by the way.

I know I...


It is quiet time, playboy.

You just don't forget

to call me, okay?

Let yourself out.

Yes, we're scheduled to close

escrow on Friday, Mr. Baker.

Great, so I'll see you on

Thursday for the walk-through.

Okay, talk to you soon. Bye.


Hey, Joel, what's up?

Hola, Senor.

You got my text message, huh?

I don't know how

she sleeps at night.


Tell me a little bit more

about this Angela.

Wow! It was incredible, Joel.

One of the more fascinating

evenings of my young life.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Did you just

say fascinating?

Yes, sir.

Yo, man, I gotta hear

about this, man.

Tell me what happened.

Well, first we went out

for dinner and then she

invited me to her place.

And I gotta tell you,

she did some things

that I did not think

a woman could do.

Potential side chick?

Oh, yes, sir.


Sorry about that, dog.

Joel, you really need

to do something about

that porn, bro.

No, no, no.

I beg to differ, bro.

Porno is one

of the main reasons that

I'm happily married today.


I mean, you know me, man,

I love my wife,

but you need balance.


All right, I'll tell you.

You the man.

Listen, man,

you are never

gonna be able

to settle down

if you don't start

beating off!


Look, Joel, I gotta go.

Wait, wait, hold on.

Just hear me out, man.

I mean, you have to be in tune

with your inner self, man.

I mean, beating off

is like a art.

You know what I mean,

like Picasso, Rembrandt?

You know the dude who used

the paint the paintings

on Good Times?

Listen, it ain't just abt

pulling your skin back, .

You gotta find a zone,

a rhythm. You gotta get in

there, you gotta stay there.

You know what I'm saying,

just gotta ride,

gotta ride the rhythm.

You know what I mean?



if you want to.

I gotta go, all right?

You're killing me.

I will see you tonight.

All right, man. Hey!

Jack it.


Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

I see my man over there,

looking like the Unabomb.

Looking like kill someboy

at any minute. Nice shir.

Where they do that at?

Y'all look good.

Y'all look good.

Oh, boy!

Yo, where are my Mexican

brothers and sisters at?


Hola, mami! Aye yai yai!

Yo! I got a question.

What's up with all

the loud talking?

Yo, my neighbor, Jose,

this dude, is like

my personal alarm clock.

Like every morning 6:00...

Oh, yeah?

I was just telling

Joel about that earlier.


It's ridiculous, you know?


Salud to you, too,

mami, esta bonita!

You need agrande papi,

I'll do it.

Hey, yo, but I'm gonna me

this show on.

Coming up next is

a very good friend of mi,

very funny. He's

from Oakland, California.

My man Pee Wee!

Show some love

for my main man, Joel!


Joel in the house!

So, I'm Pee Wee,

show me some love!

Pee Wee in the house,

you know how it is.

Ladies, ladies,

Pee Wee's in the house!

Yo, who's married

in the house? Anybody married

or got their old lady?

I tell my old lady,

see, like,

I'm a morning sex person.

I like to do mine

in the morning!

Now, morning people,

make some noise.

That's what I'm talking about!

See, I like to do it

in the morning.

So, one morning,

I'm waking up...

Uh-oh. Joel's night-vision

is on point, bro.

Get off me.

What do you mean

"get off you"?

Oh, man. That's Steph.


Steph. Old Steph,

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