The Love Section Page #4

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What's up?

Hey, how you doing? Why

you always acting so paranoid?

I am not paranoid,

just Scary Spice over here

gossip too damn much.

Anyway, um, just wanted

to give you this.

Thank you.

Yeah, so...

Junior's with my mom.

Oh, okay. Okay.

What you looking at?

Anyway, buy my little man

something nice.

And get yourself

something, too.

Thanks, Jamal.

All right.

Bye, Jamal.

(DOOR CLOSES)

I want Ali's first name,

last name, social security,

credit card number,

everything. Seriously!

I'm telling you, I've been

thinking about you

since we left the diner.

(SANDRINE LAUGHS)

You could've fooled me.

We met Sunday.

Today is what? Thursday?

Well, I figured since

you're in school and stuff...

Oh, yeah? Or is it

the three-day rule?

(LAUGHS)

No comment!

Look, Mommy,

Little Young Sheezy!

Hold on.

Mmm-hmm, it's

Little Young Sheezy, baby.

Go to bed.

Okay.

Bye.

Little Young Sheezy?

Yeah! You never heard of him?

No, I haven't.

How about

DJ Shorty Rap-a-lot?

(ALI LAUGHS)

DJ Shorty Rap-a-lot?

No.

I think I'm out the loop.

Well, what kind

of music do you like?

I like my classic hip-hop and,

of course, a little R&B.

Me, too.

Really? Okay, well,

give me your top five singers

of all time.

Top five singers, okay.

Um, Sade.

Aretha Franklin,

Mary J. Blige...

Um, Sade, Mary J. Blige,

Aretha...

Luther, Big and Little Luther.

And, um, who else?

Marvin Gaye.

Hmm, nice.

I thought I might hear Ray J

coming out of your mouth.

No, no, no.

All right, your turn.

Your top five emcees. Go!

Emcees? Whoa, you didn't

say rappers, you said emcees?

Okay, okay.

Yeah, it's a difference, and

if Heavy D is not on your

list, then I'm hanging up.

Hev D? Girl, what do you

know about Hev D?

You're like 20.

Yeah, my dad used to always

tell me I'm a old soul.

He used to?

Yeah, he passed away

two years ago.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Yep, just me,

myself and I.

Okay, Beyonce.

More like De La Soul.

So, I figured, um,

I'll bake a little chicken,

grill some corn,

some rice.

How does that sound?

Hello?

Sandrine? Hello?

Michael, I told you

ahead of time,

as soon as your offer to buy

the house was accepted,

you needed to get

those inspections.

Ali, all I care about

is my wife not telling me,

"I told you so"

about buying this house.

Now, I told her I got this!

That means, you got this!

All you got is me paying

a bunch of inspection fees.

I'm not paying, like, a what,

a physical fee, a roof fee,

a termite fee?

And my toilet?

My whole house?

This toilet got my whole

house smelling like diarrhea!

Didn't I tell you to get a

sewer scope inspection?

Come on, bro, I don't

remember that.

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