The Legend of Awesomest Maximus Page #3
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we welcome you
to Greece.
Let us drink as friends!
As friends!
At least until
one of us fucks
the other over.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm kidding.
It's a joke.
(laughs)
She gets it.
(laughs)
You f***er!
You f***er.
Orlando.
That's Erotic's wife.
I know that.
Could you be
any less subtle?
I could try.
(Orlando)
Excuse me. Pardon me.
I'm trying to rendevous
with Ellen.
F***ing douche bag.
(gasps)
You shouldn't be here.
That's what you said
last night.
Last night, I was
rolling on E.
And the night before?
I think I was
pretty drunk.
(whispers)
Yeah, you were
pretty wasted.
I've been messed up
all week.
(whispers)
I know.
This is the best
spring break ever!
Oh, Orlando.
(Ellen in distance)
Oh, oh!
(gasping)
Oh, oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
This boar is fantastic!
(Ellen shrieking
in background)
Orlando!
You're amazing!
of putting this with this.
You have a real eye
for fashion.
Oh, my God, seriously?
You think? Really?
Well, better than any man
I've ever met.
Oh, I am so messed up
right now,
but I love
hanging out with you!
Me too!
I have the best idea.
I have the best idea.
You should come back
to Troy with me.
Okay-dokey.
Let's not get crazy.
I'm serious.
It would be
so much fun.
I have--
I have a huge
trust fund.
How huge?
It's pretty big.
If you come back,
it will break the peace
between Troy and Greece,
millions of men will die,
the gods'll curse us,
we'll get burned alive.
But it's been
a great week!
It has.
Plus, it'll keep my dad
from thinking that
I like guys.
when I caught you
watching the guard pee?
I mean, listen.
I'm definitely
Iike, going through
some sort of
experimental phase
right now?
But I like chicks.
No, I do.
I like chicks.
I-- I like chicks.
Especially chicks
with a keen sense
of style like you!
Look at that!
(laughs)
You're sweet.
So will you come back
with me, please?
Please?
Pretty please?
Well, it could be
kind of hot
to have a--
war fought over me,
so... count me in.
Yes! Yes!
Hello, Mr. Awesomest.
Hey, Orlando.
Greeks sure know
how to party, huh?
Yeah.
I love you.
Thanks.
Do you love me, too?
Where's this going?
I have something
to tell you,
and you need
to promise me
that you won't
be mad, okay?
So put up
your pinky
and let's do
a pinky swear.
Hi.
Oh, sh*t.
Back to Greece!
No, Awesomest!
Please wait.
Hold on!
I am in love
with her.
Orlando, you've been
rolling on Ecstasy
for a week.
You love everybody.
That's totally true.
But this one
is for real.
Orlando, when the Greeks
find out that Ellen
has gone missing
they're going to sh*t.
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