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The Legend of Awesomest Maximus Page #4
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- 2011
- 90 min
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Orlando.
This is how wars
get started, man.
If you take her back,
well then guess what, buddy?
I'm going back, too,
because this is the
girl that I love.
I love her and
I love you.
Okay, you're still
rolling, aren't you?
No. Yes!
Look, man. I promised
your dad and Hottessa
that I would be responsible
on this trip and keep the
peace with Greece. Okay?
And I'm pretty sure your dad
knows that I was the one
who got drunk and took
a sh*t in his sink, so
I can't f*** this up.
Awesomest, please.
Orlando, are you going to
let Troy get all f***ed up
over some skank?
(gasps)
No, f*** it.
To Troy!
We're going,
we're not going.
You wanna make up
your mind, here?
Daddy? This is Ellen.
Ellen of Greece?
No, not any more.
Ellen of Troy.
Oh.
(kissing sound)
I had no idea,
King Looney, I swear.
Sound the horns!
My son's banging
a chick!
(King Looney)
It's party time!
Great news!
Welcome to Troy, my dear.
Thank you, my king.
Forgive me, Sire,
but this could mean war.
Oh, f*** that.
Focus on what's important.
My son's no pole smoker.
He don't gobble no goop.
No, no sirree!
I love vagina.
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
My vagina.
Her vagina.
The bearded clam.
- The axe wound.
- Hey, the ole honey pot.
- Hey, the love box.
- The ham wallet.
- The beef curtain.
- The old fish taco.
The bear trap.
The growler.
The pair of flaps.
The tuna tunnel.
The penis place.
Come on. Let's get
you settled in, my dear.
Son, this is a triple A
piece of ass. Woo!
(Narrator)
Meanwhile, King Erotic
prepared for war.
But he needed the help
of his top earner,
Testiclees,
who was training
with his cousin.
Testiclees' Cousin
emulated Testiclees
in every way,
except one way.
Ow! F***er.
(laughs)
Come on,
Testiclees' Cousin.
Take it like a man.
Yeah. Come on.
Testiclees.
Testiclees's Cousin.
What do you want?
I want you to fight
the Trojans with us.
What are we fighting
for this time?
and dishonored Greece.
(laughs)
Why should I care
about your whore wife?
Because you will get
a lot of glory and people
will remember your name.
And not just because
Glory, huh?
Mm-hmm.
How much glory
we talking about?
Big. A lot.
Like echoing throughout
eternity type sh*t.
Yeah. You could have
a deli sandwich named
after you.
Shut up,
Testiclees' Cousin.
All right.
All right, I'm in.
As soon as I get
my mother's permission.
Milfia, your son
is here.
Hi, Mom.
Son.
You look really hot.
Thanks.
(Narrator)
Even if she was my ma,
I'd f*** her.
So you want my opinion
on whether you should
go to fight the Trojans.
How do you
know that?
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