The Legend of Awesomest Maximus Page #2
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- 2011
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and some time
and whatnot
and do it
old school.
Your best fighter
versus mine.
If my guy wins,
you submit to my rule,
plain and simple.
And if my guy wins?
Then I'll leave.
Really?
You have my word.
Deal.
Ginormous!
Jesus.
How big was
his mama's vag?
(narrator)
Not big enough.
Testiclees.
(evil laugh)
Testiclees?
Ginormous has this effect
on many men.
Where the f*** is he?
This is embarrassing.
I mean, come on!
I'm standing here
calling him,
we're all here,
and he's not
answering me?
I'm so tired of this.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I know your time
is important.
My time is important.
(Narrator)
Testiclees.
He was King Erotic's
greatest warrior
and kind of a p*ssy-lipped
b*tch at the same time.
Me?
Carbs?
Sh*t.
(boy)
Testiclees.
King Erotic wants
to see you.
Tell your king
I'm not going anywhere
until I'm finished
with my man-scaping.
(narrator)
As legend had it,
when Testiclees was born
in a magical river
that would make him
indestructible.
But since she was
holding him by
his little baby balls,
Testiclees' testicles
remained vulnerable
to the sword.
(baby crying)
Testiclees.
Your swords.
(grunts)
Are those stories
about you true?
That I wax my ass?
No.
That I banged my mom
once by accident
when we were
both wasted?
What's the big deal?
We were both single.
No, not that.
This Ginormous guy.
Biggest guy I've
ever seen.
I wouldn't want
to fight him.
(sighs)
That's why no one's
gonna remember
your name.
I don't want to fight him
because I'm only
ten years old.
Yeah.
Whatever, p*ssy.
Yeah, well the only reason
you'll be remembered
is because you're named
after what's inside my
ball sack, jerk off.
(King Erotic)
Look who decided
to join us.
Eat me.
Why you gotta be
such a prima donna?
You know what?
I don't need this sh*t.
Testiclees, wait!
Look at
the men's faces.
(Testiclees)
Good lord.
(King Erotic)
You, and only you
can send them back
with one swing
of your sword.
He's such
an a**hole.
You motherf***er!
(screams in agony)
Is there no one else?
Is there no one else?
Stop it, you dick.
I didn't think so.
Who are you, soldier?
Testiclees.
The greatest warrior
that ever lived.
And the humblest, too.
P*ssy.
(narrator)
After conquering
the Thessalians
King Erotic was now
an even bigger threat
to Troy.
And so Awesomest met up
with his brother-in-law
Orlando
at Erotic's post
victory party
to kiss Erotic's ass,
but with no tongue,
because this silly fruitcup
would probably
like that sh*t.
On the behalf of myself
and my beautiful
young wife, Ellen,
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