The Haunted World of El Superbeasto Page #3

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Where are you,

my future queen of evil?

Ah, look who is in the paper!

Give me that,

you silly noodle-ass!

Steve Wachowski?

How many times do I have to

tell them it's Dr. Satan?

Dr. Satan!

Dr. Satan!

Steve Wachowski is no more.

There there.

Who's the big man?

I told them.

I- I- I told the editors.

I even legally changed my name.

It's not you, it's them.

I am evil, aren't I, Otto?

- Really really scary?

- Yes yes.

We all tremble

at your very name.

- You do?

- And by midnight tonight

so will the rest

of the world.

Do tell, Otto.

Tell me again how I will gain

all the sudsy powers of hell!

Oh God, here we go again.

Now pay attention,

because this is serious sh*t.

# Find the woman with

the devil's mark #

# On her backside #

In the Book of Revelations

the Number of the Beast

Is 600 and three-score six--

oh yeah!

# Bring her back here

for a meatpole ride #

"Here" is an adverb of location

referring to this castle.

"Meatpole" is an adjective

describing the kind of ride.

# Make her your unholy bride #

Marriage is a contractual union

generally recognized by society,

religion, and/or government.

In other words, legalized f***ing!

# Then you will be

transmogrified #

Into one giant fierce

horrifying Dr. Satan

with all the

sudsy powers of hell.

# Backside,

meatpole ride #

# Unholy bride,

transmogrified #

# If all these things

should coincide #

# Y'all motherfuckers

better run and hide #

# From one giant, fierce,

horrifying Dr. Satan #

# With all the sudsy

powers of hell inside #

# Well, all right! #

All the sudsy powers of hell!

I will be kicking some

major ass, buster!

Hurry, Otto, to the joystick!

Ladies and gentlemen, the

Haunted Palace is proud to present--

Miss Velvet von Black.

# She's the girl you read about

in girlie magazines #

# While you've got your

wiener in your hand #

# She is more addictive

than a mountain of crack #

# Velvet, Velvet von Black #

# Every fella gives the

old thumbs up when she is near #

# Melons that could

feed a pack #

# Of bears for a year #

# Miles of tits and a garden of ass #

# Velvet makes you harder

than a calculus class #

# She could suck the gay

right off #

# Of a painting of a unicorn #

# She could f*** you

right in half #

# Her cans are posable #

# That makes them hosable #

# Two, three, four #

# She'd be fun to lick

like a philatelist stamp #

# Especially if you like the taste

of kerosene lamps #

# Did I forget to sing

about her monstrous rack? #

# Velvet, Velvet von Black #

# If you want to meet her

for a casual screw #

# Don't get shocked when

you get balls of royalest blue #

# She will steal your cash

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