The Haunted World of El Superbeasto Page #4

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and shove a shiv in your back #

# Velvet, Velvet von Black #

# Funbags, meatballs #

# Love stones,

yabos #

# Velvet, Velvet von Black. #

Oh oh oh, is that it, Otto?

The mark-- I think I see the mark.

I think that mark could be

due to G-string chafing.

Otto, you must fetch her for me.

That could be the mark

of my unholy bride!

Just when I've almost

perfected my souffl.

Listen, you, you wouldn't

even be able to say souffl

if I hadn't put that smart screw

in your head.

I can always take it out,

you know,

send you back to the jungle.

You remember the

jungle, don't you?

Not the jungle!

There's no cable in the jungle!

Are we on the same page,

monkey?

Yes yes, master, yes.

Now huff it out of

here, gold brick!

Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Ahh!

It's hot out.

Tomorrow's

gonna be even hotter,

they say.

Yes, hot weather

happens in the summer.

See the game last night?

A real white-knuckler.

That Puerto Rican kid

can really hit.

Okay, then.

Here we go. See ya.

Ah, finally.

Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Ahh!

I think I left a nickel onstage.

Consider it my donation

to the Sad-Ass Ho Club.

Ay! What did she say?

I said "sad ho,"

you sad-ass deaf ho.

Funny!

Goddamn wedgies

up in my p*ssy and sh*t.

Excuse me, but I didn't see no sign

saying "dumb-ass ape wanted."

How charming.

All right. Here we go.

Keep it simple.

No fancy stuff needed.

After all, she's only a stripper.

You're a world-famous

man of action.

No need to be nervous.

Hello, Miss von Black?

Come on, get in there.

Excuse me?

Didn't catch that.

Come come come!

Come in? I don't mind if I do.

I hope you're not decent!

Yowza!

Hey, should I leave or join in?

I'm just gonna go.

Come on, Beasto.

Flowers? Beer hat?

Stop thinking with your brain

and start thinking with your c--

Do I look like a wheelbarrow?

Get your hands off me!

Did you say something?

Negative.

Hello, will somebody get

a monkey off a b*tch?

Take your stinking paws

off her, you damn dirty ape!

Now that's a little derivative,

don't you think?

That is one kinky broad.

Hello, am I in for some

hot monkey love? Hmm? Is that it?

Would you keep quiet? This is

humiliating enough.

What would Penelope say if she

knew I was with someone like you?

Be-atch, your sh*t should be honored.

I bet if I save Velvet

from that screwy ape

she'll love me long time.

But my order of hot wings

is almost up,

and I do love the hot wings.

Draping my ass over your

hairy-ass f***ing shoulders

like I was a mink-ass stole and sh*t.

- Mink stole? More like a stanky mole.

- Motherf***er!

If you want to scratch this here,

you better watch

your ass mouth!

Oh, but she does

have an amazing ass.

And those jumbo jiggly-wigglies!

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