The Haunted World of El Superbeasto Page #2
I'm entering a bad cell area.
I might lose--
Suzy?
That was my agent. I'm working
with a win-win crossover
demographic branding thing.
You wouldn't understand.
Achtung, blondie!
- No running in the halls!
- Hiya!
Take that, Aryan a**holes!
What in the name
of the Fuhrer's head--
Gotta stay sweet.
O.M.G.
Giant spiky iron ball?
So clich.
I hate to waste you, sweetie,
but it's all in the name of freedom.
Uh-oh.
Feet, start moving!
Whoa, Mama!
anything like this next to his ta-tas!
Weee!
Hey, Murray, baby.
Did you miss me?
I missed you like the stars
miss the moon.
Murray, you need a girlfriend.
Hmm. If only I could
think of someone.
I was thinking--
I mean, I thought of someone--
Hold that thought.
We better make like
a banana and split, baby.
Uh, okay.
Hey, man, what's a girl gotta do
to get a theme song around here?
# Suzi #
with Hitler's head? #
# Watching you grow
# To the girl with the ass
that drives them wild #
# Did they try to
fit you in a box? #
# Cleaning up dishes
and sucking on c*cks #
# Was never enough
to make you smile #
# What the f***'s up
with your eye? #
# But nobody cares
when you're getting' all wet #
# Something about your titties
# And you know
you got a mission #
# To waste every
shitbag you meet #
# Suzi X #
# Oh, Suzi, what have you-- #
# What, have you built
yourself a robot, baby? #
# What, have you built yourself
# That can change
into all sorts of vehicles? #
# Oh, Suzi X,
the X is for X-tra bonus! #
# I got to get into your groove. #
Hi, I'm El Superbeasto,
and I always use
- Dandruff Away shampoo...
- Wow, this is embarrassing.
It's my commercial.
On the TV, right up there.
...have any more flakes
on my clothes.
People thought
I either didn't shower
or had a bad coke problem.
May cause anal bleeding,
penis shrinkage, migraine headaches,
and nipple crumbling.
You got a problem, Rover?
Go blow yourself, has-been.
Ooh, easy, Beasto.
Not now, darling.
I need to smash a little fuckface.
Oh my God, you killed him!
Calm down, folks.
You can't do any real damage
The kid doesn't look so good.
No worries. He's fine.
Nothing to see here.
- Oh, silver-- not the silver.
- Back to your drinks.
- Oh, Beasto!
- Hey, bumper pool.
I'm next!
Oh, yeah.
Mmm.
Women,
women everywhere,
but none of them
bear the mark.
are everywhere,
and I can spy on them all!
I can see them in their showers,
in their boudoirs,
even on the can.
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