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Synopsis: Four former made men, struggling to get by in a rundown Miami hotel, come up with a plot to drive out all of the young tenants that are slowly taking over the beach-front hotel and driving up their rent. Taking a man that was found dead on the beach, they arrange what appears to a mob hit and provide a note that says more killings are to occur. Unfortunately the old man they use turns out to be the senile father of a drug lord. The drug lord declares war on the killers of his father, thinking it was an action of his enemies. A stripper learns of the old men's involvement and threatens to squeal on them unless they kill her stepmother. Meanwhile, one man searches for his long-lost daughter, who is the investigating police officer, trying to divest herself from her crumb fellow officer and former boyfriend.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Michael Dinner
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
2000
88 min
$12,485,210
Website
312 Views


It matches the hair of a secretaru

with fake b*obs...

...up in Fingerprinting, named Lola.

Dont mess around on another detective.

And by the way,

I always hated that foot stuff.

They all showed up.

The local news, the national news...

...Entertainment Tonight, MTV...

...Access holluwood,

E Entertainment, AOL...

...the lnternet, Rim and Stimpu,

everybody was there.

It had to make you laugh.

A lot of them would think nothing

ofpopping a pill from a stranger...

...that was covered in pocketlint.

But a messu little myrder downstairs,

and...goodbye.

You guys arent stauing here, are you?

You know, there arent a lot of options

for guys our age.

The landlord said hed cut our rent in half...

...and give us each $1,000 if we signed

long-term leases, so you know....

Well, you take good care of yourselves.

If theres anything I can do....

I have a feeling I aint had in a long time.

Yeah, in about 15 years.

What about you?

Uep. Something had been awakened

in all of us.

Im notjust talking about, you know....

It was more than that.

Afteruears of rotting away in demeaning,

go-nowherejobs...

...and spending our entire free time

living in the past...

...we were wiseguys again.

And I got to tell you...

...it felt great.

how about a B-10?

B-1?

We have a G-46.

Lets get lucku.

here comes a good one.

This is N-46.

Bingo!

Bobby, how about another round

of Slurpees, on me?

Broads in the Caddu with the top down.

Justlike it was when we were 30.

Except now

there were a lot more pitstops.

Good thing the winds not blowing.

You and your goddamn Slurpees.

Yeah. It really feltlike old times.

Swank is what we used to call it.

Everything shouldve staued swank,

but the problem was we were wiseguys...

...and wiseguys

always mess everything up.

hey, Bobby.

Youre late. Where is everybody?

how do I know?

lm not my brothers innkeeper.

So, whats good here?

What is that?

This?

Yeah, that. Is that a Rolex?

You bet your sweet ass it is.

I won it off Andu The lcepick,

in Jerseu, plauing cards.

he used to keep it 0 minutes fast,

so hed never be late for....

You know,

he retired in 78 with verticulitus.

hes got a hagen-Dazs distribytorship

up in Cocoa Beach, three grandchildren.

What are you, editor of the yearbook?

Youd know, too,

if you sent Christmas cards.

-What are you doing with that?

-I got it out the hock with the rent savings.

Dont you understand,

now is the time to lau low a little bit?

Only a complete dumb-ass

would draw attention to himself...

...at a time like this with a thing like that.

-Look at that car.

-Twelve speakers!

Ive got 1 speakers!

Sinatras singing in my ear!

hi, Charlie, hows it hanging?

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Barry Fanaro

Barry Fanaro is an American screenwriter of television and feature films. He has taught screenwriting seminars at USC, UCSB, AFI and Mercer University. more…

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