The Crew Page #4

Synopsis: Four former made men, struggling to get by in a rundown Miami hotel, come up with a plot to drive out all of the young tenants that are slowly taking over the beach-front hotel and driving up their rent. Taking a man that was found dead on the beach, they arrange what appears to a mob hit and provide a note that says more killings are to occur. Unfortunately the old man they use turns out to be the senile father of a drug lord. The drug lord declares war on the killers of his father, thinking it was an action of his enemies. A stripper learns of the old men's involvement and threatens to squeal on them unless they kill her stepmother. Meanwhile, one man searches for his long-lost daughter, who is the investigating police officer, trying to divest herself from her crumb fellow officer and former boyfriend.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Michael Dinner
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
2000
88 min
$12,485,210
Website
303 Views


That one.

You made a beautiful choice, Joey.

No numbers.

-Cool as a Creamsicle.

-Thanks, Marty.

Thank the Republicans.

Can we trust him?

Yeah. he was a bytton man for a crew

up in Detroit. Now hes a good guy.

Enough said.

Stau off the Florsheims, you shithead.

This way.

This idea Bats came up with

was pretty nutty, Okay...

...but it was better than ending up

on the street.

If there was one thing we knew, it was

how badly people react to a dead guy.

Thats him.

Whys he got that stupid grin?

Looks like he was tickled to death.

-I did that.

-No sh*t. how did you do that?

-With toothpicks.

-No sh*t?

You shouldve seen this guy

when he came in.

he was a freaking mess.

Now he looks like he can go skating, right?

I thought you said they found him

dead on the beach.

That hes getting cremated.

hes overflow from the countu morgue.

-So why did you take the time--

-For fun.

It was like painting a portrait,

creating a beautiful work of art.

Like Leonardo what-the-f***.

-The guy who did the Mona Lisa.

-Yeah, thats him.

Thats a good drawing.

Very good drawing.

Its hard to believe you two

have only been to car myseums.

-I got to pee.

-Just hold it.

Not with your hands, you moke.

All right, lets do it.

-Do it.

-I cant do it.

-Its a stiff.

-I know it doesnt make sense! I cant!

Give it to me!

I cant either. It looks like the Pope.

-What?

-Well, a little bit.

-here.

-No! hes got arthritis!

You do it.

Come on.

After all the work I did on him?

Its like asking me to deface

The Last Dinner.

I cant do it.

Lets get out of here.

Jesus. Come on.

Good shot, Brick.

South Beach residents are in shock today...

...overlast nights shotgun myrder

in the lobby of the Raj Mahal hotel.

A source close to the investigation said:

This has all the earmarks

of a mob-stule hit...

...with a note on the victim....

A note on the victim?

I did that.

-You did?

-Yeah.

And promising more to come.

Promizing with a Z.

No prints or serial number on the gun.

heres a wrinkle:

Coroner thinks the guy was already dead

before he was shot.

Somebody is sending a message.

-What are you doing here?

-I asked to be put on this one.

-Well be able to talk.

-I dont want to.

-how will we get back together if--

-I dont want to.

Okay. Now...

...l know things have been difficult

since I went undercover.

Pretending to be someone else,

takes its toll. I bring it home.

Thats not what I was afraid

youd bring home.

Do you have proof?

Do you have like a shred of evidence?

If you do, I deserve to know. If you dont...

...then I say we make love

like it was the first time.

I ran a DNA test on a blonde hair

I found in your underwear.

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Barry Fanaro

Barry Fanaro is an American screenwriter of television and feature films. He has taught screenwriting seminars at USC, UCSB, AFI and Mercer University. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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