The Crew Page #6

Synopsis: Four former made men, struggling to get by in a rundown Miami hotel, come up with a plot to drive out all of the young tenants that are slowly taking over the beach-front hotel and driving up their rent. Taking a man that was found dead on the beach, they arrange what appears to a mob hit and provide a note that says more killings are to occur. Unfortunately the old man they use turns out to be the senile father of a drug lord. The drug lord declares war on the killers of his father, thinking it was an action of his enemies. A stripper learns of the old men's involvement and threatens to squeal on them unless they kill her stepmother. Meanwhile, one man searches for his long-lost daughter, who is the investigating police officer, trying to divest herself from her crumb fellow officer and former boyfriend.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Michael Dinner
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
2000
88 min
$12,485,210
Website
341 Views


hi, fellas.

-hows it going?

-Ferris.

What?

What?

What?

Thanks.

Slippery little devil.

Not enough room in there.

Ferris, I thought that was you.

Always a pleasure.

Someone dropped $0.

Thats mine. Thanks.

-I got to talk to you guys.

-In a minute.

I just want to say,

you and Mouth, beautiful.

-Thanks.

-Now!

-Okay.

-In private.

What is your problem?

What is my problem? You got rocks

in your head with that Jaguar.

Dont worry about it.

Its made by Ford now.

The three of you have gone completely

stupid. Rolexes, cars, young girls.

Were having fun. Lighten up.

-Lighten up?

-Yeah.

The cops will be sneaking around,

asking questions.

We dont want to draw attention

to ourselves.

-Screw em.

-Yeah, screw em.

Get rid of everything.

Who elected you my mother?

Im just saying until this thing blows over.

Okay?

Come on. Stash the wheels.

Put away the watch.

Get rid of the hooker.

We were wiseguys again, all right.

Fast women, fast cars, fast watches...

...and a scuffle in a mens room

over a broad.

Dont do that. Leave him alone.

Lets get out of here.

Maybe I did misspeak.

Lets go eat.

But Ferris was a pro.

Mouth was hot

because he convinced himself they had...

...more than just a bysiness relationship.

I dont know, baby.

You think you got what it takes?

Which they clearly did not.

All right. Thanks, honeu. Ill be right out.

Im just going to freshen up a little.

But, hey, his money, his fantasy.

No problem.

A little tip:

Ifyoure over 60

and every in a situation like this...

Is everything all right, sweetie?

...get the blood flowing

as soon as possible.

Okay, honey. Im all ready for you.

Are you all ready for me?

Oh, God.

Youre full of energy.

Those ab machines

are not a bad investment, by the way.

Its amazing.

What?

Just being with you

makes me feel young again.

heres where the problem started.

You see, aftersex....

This is something we never knew,

why would we?

Tonu The Mouth Donato, a guy Quieter

than an introverted Trappist monk...

...liked to talk...

This beautiful ltalian girl, Gina,

lived above us....

My favourite is the mockingbird.

...and talk.

Although theres nothing wrong

with the finch.

About anything.

Pigeons, I got no use for.

-Im still in the bysiness.

-Really?

And, unfortunatelu, everything.

Does that excite you?

You have to ask?

-Let me tell you about it.

-Okay.

There was a guy, recentlu,

we had to take care of. Clip him.

Clip him.

Blabbing to a pro. That dumb scavootz.

This was bad news.

Louis Ventana, father of reputed South

American drug kingpin, Raul Ventana--

As bad news goes, this was

start-your-car-and-it-goes-boom bad.

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Barry Fanaro

Barry Fanaro is an American screenwriter of television and feature films. He has taught screenwriting seminars at USC, UCSB, AFI and Mercer University. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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