The Break-Up Artist Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2009
- 105 min
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And, you know,
it's not you.
No, actually, it is you.
When Britney said you were
so ugly even Bill Clinton...
wouldn't sleep with you,
she was just breaking the ice.
She said, "Save your breath because you'll
need it to blow up your next girlfriend"?
No. No, no, I am not laughing, sir.
It's just--
Come on. It is funny.
Hello? Hello, sir?
What the hell, Brit?
You're supposed to be a quick
and merciless ninja love assassin.
Instead, you're Dr. Phil-ing
everyone's relationships.
Relax. I'm on top of it.
This other break-up service is
stealing our clients and, well,
business is slower than
Tiffany taking the S.A.T.'s.
Hey. Sometimes things
can be true and false.
- Plus, these bills are just starting to--
- Hold that thought, okay?
What? No, I'm sorry.
I'll be there in five.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I asked if I could use the bathroom an
hour ago. I'm still holding that thought.
Go pee, sweetie.
We even owe
Ohh. Hi!
Are you stuck in a bad relationship
that you want to get out of?
Yes. For 27 years. But that's not
why I'm here.
I'm Bob Green. I'm Britney's account
manager at Second Pacific Bank.
I'm here regarding her
last few mortgage payments.
What about them?
She hasn't made any.
Rick? Hello?
at first sight...
until I saw you.
You deserve that storybook movie
romance that you've always wanted,
and I want to be
your leading man.
I know I came on too strong,
but I can't help it.
There's just something
about you, Britney Brooks.
I wish I could quit you.
No, don't quit me.
Let's make
our own romantic movie.
Wait. I think I have
onion breath.
Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.
- Britney? Britney Brooks?
- Hmm?
Sorry. Chuck Charleston.
I work with Rick.
Oh.
- He has pictures of you everywhere...
and I just totally recognized you.
No way. I'm actually
meeting him here. Sit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, Rick raves about you, about how
close you've become in such a short time.
Yeah.
And it scares him.
That's why he feels it's best
to just nip it in the bud now.
What? Uh-- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
Why, uh-- Why would he
tell you and not--
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you breaking up with me?
Well, it's nothing personal.
It's what I do.
Chuck Charleston,
break-up specialist. No?
Okay.
You used the "nip it
in the bud" speech?
That's mine. I invented it.
It is copy--
You are in a lot
of trouble, mister.
Wait. Look, it's not him.
It's--
No, wait. It's not him--
Careful!
That's pumpernickel!
All right. Beat it, chuckles.
Evidence. Evidence.
Sorry about that, Brit.
Chuck's just a trainee in our business.
Our business?
Yeah.
You're the other
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